I love Ben Drew, he looks like he’s an East End heavy who you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley, and then he sings with the voice of an angel. It’s a paradox in motion. Also the music sounds like it is being performed in your left ear, then the right, then in [...]

Take one part big beat super DJ, add a dash of 1960s psychedelic rock and you’ve a recipe for copyright infringement right there. But who cares about a little thing like getting your ass sued into next week when a mashup sounds as good as this. Well done DJ Lobsterdust, maybe we can have a [...]

Lord of the Rings this ain’t, as the highborn dwarf Tyrion from Game of Thrones slaps Joffrey for a good ten minutes to the tune of Led Zeppelin’s “Achilles Last Stand”. Fair play, because that guy has a slappable face. After watching it, ten minutes doesn’t seem like anywhere near enough time and slapping seems [...]

With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough [...]

Guns N’ Roses, if you were older than about 5 in the 1980s chances are you at some point in that decade were into Axl, Slash, and the rest rocking out in bandanas and ripped denims. Don’t fight the memory, you know it happened. Well I bet you never thought you’d be hearing one of [...]

I just don’t get it. Do you? Yes, it’s that cliched line that’s reared its retarded head in movies throughout the ages, the line that you’ve probably never heard uttered by a real human in real life who wasn’t just quoting a film or trying to act like they were in a cheeseball action movie. [...]

They locked him away. They ruined his legacy. And now, after 20 years he’s about to get his revenge! If only this was the real reason behind those filmic turds that were the prequels then all would be forgiven. And it wouldn’t just be forgiven, but this would change Lucas into the most badass man [...]

When it comes to letting someone know that they better not do what they were going to do or they are going to receive some pain or a variation there of, no one does it better than the movies. People threatening to cut off your johnson, threatening to force feed you something unpleasant, threatening you [...]

We do apologise for this break in normal service by inflicting upon you the hideous gump-faced crooning buffoon that is Bruno Mars and his turgid shit-fried pop. But there is a reason and that is the music video to this track is pretty fucking great, featuring as it does a beer-swilling, dressing-gown’d, nunchuck’d slobbing Leonard [...]

Yoda, the wise Jedi munchkin with big ears comes over all Danny from Withnail and I. Under that veil of Jedi mastery lurks a threatening drug-addled hippy bent on getting young Luke crazed out of his mind on rare herbs and prescribed chemicals. Because when he spikes you, you will know you’ve been spiked. Feel [...]

In the 1970s, if there’s one thing they loved, it was violence. The world was discontent, which was bad news for society but good news for the movies. Because one of the most fertile periods in film history was born and it gave us Scarface, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now and a whole bunch of other [...]