Doug Stanhope demonstrates how one man’s utter contempt can be used to provide solace and protection for others, proving that compassion for your fellow human being isn’t the only way you can help people in a crisis (and also channel your hatred for your fellow human beings in the process, so it’s a ‘win-win’ situation), [...]

There comes a time in every boy’s life when they eventually—reluctantly—have to start using deodorant, and if that spray happens to be Old Spice then it could be responsible for turning the boy into the man and kickstarting his love life while also destroying his mom’s heart because he will venture out from the nest [...]

Remember 2013? Yeah, seems a long time ago now, doesn’t it? But before you whore yourself to 2014 and completely forget about all that 2013 did for you, remind yourself of how it was a fun year for people who like laughing at news readers and reporters messing stuff up. You could call it a [...]

There’s never a moment in your daily life that can’t be improved with a line from an action movie—from buying your morning coffee to getting on the train and giving someone your seat, to dealing with the boss, the right line delivered completely out of context in the wrong environment can turn a bad day [...]

Forget about Batman vs Supes, that’s soooo whatever, it’s all about Superman versus the Hulk as the two heroes take it upon themselves to beat the crap put of one another, with Superman using everything in his superpower armoury to take down that mass of green anger that is Bruce Banner in a very bad [...]

It was the system that gave us GoldenEye and Mario 64, so it’s long deserved its own music video—and so it gets this, a rap by comedian Brian Firenzi in which he plays his younger self who, long ago in the year 1996, was obsessed with getting an N64 for Christmas and so he [...]

Imagine it’s the 1980s, imagine there was an OTT kung fu cop comedy that you hadn’t seen but you really, really needed to see—well, it might not be the 80s any more but that doesn’t mean they can’t live on in this movie, which combines all the best and worst and intermediary things from 80s [...]

Meet Rob and John, they’re just a couple of ordinary, middle-aged Dutch guys who like to create extraordinary micro cars. Through paint jobs and customisation they make sure their micro cars—which reach a rather pedestrian speed of 45 km/h—turn heads on the street by pimping the fuck out of them. This is their story.

What a morning this model’s having, one minute she’s waking up in bed the next she’s outside in the wilderness, but hey, we’ve all experienced nights like that, where the blackouts come thick and fast and before you know it you’re half-naked wrapped in a blanket in the middle of nowhere and the sun’s setting [...]

It’s time to pour yourself a delicious cocktail—it doesn’t matter what time of the day it is or if you’re at work or in the middle of something important, mix that cocktail and then listen to this track and then pour yourself another, then grab a skateboard, anybody’s, and skate. Then look into the middle [...]

Individually they held your attention for no more than a few minutes, but collectively the viral vids of 2013 took up a significant portion of your online life, so why not let them take up even more time by looking back and reminiscing about them all in song—they’re all here, from the Russian meteorite to [...]