Conspiracy theory alert! In what can only be the work of the Illumniati, Jamie Lee Curtis Taete from Vice has discovered that if you slow down “Super Bass” by Nicki Minaj it sounds just like Jay-Z. So there you have it, proof finally, that Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj are actually both one entity.

These people have got rhythm, the type that you can’t really learn but that you’re born with, blessed by Terpsichore, the goddess of dance. And because keeping such a talent to themselves would be a crime against all that is good and decent in this rotten world, the kind soul that is mega-producer Diplo has [...]

Narcotics were SO yesterday, you don’t need them with stuff like this! Mind you, they’ll have to be careful not to trip over the cats while they’re up there and you’ll have to be careful to remember where this video put your mind after you’ve finished watching it. It’s an incredible piece of work, the [...]

This will definitely make you think. Down a dark alley on the wrong side of the street, behind a door that looks like a window into the depths of mind there’s a bar that languishes on the edge of our reality. And in this bar things are a little different to what we’re all used [...]

Now you have to admit that this looks dead-good, eh? If ever you wanted proof that you can’t keep a good man down (or a dead evil one), here it is. Osombie is an independently-produced, feature-length zombie film, packed with violence, mayhem, guns, blood and discussions about Pokemon. Oh, and zombies. Lots of zombies. We [...]

WARNING: This is likely to induce bouts of insanity! The plot: You awake in a dark room and some disembodied head starts shouting at you about waking in a dark room and finding a light switch. What do you do? Why you start playing this interactive YouTube vid where you can point and click your [...]

Those South African weirdoes are back with a typically strange video that will probably haunt your dreams and have you waking for the rest of your life – cold and frightened, in the middle of the night – And there’s a lot of swearing in it too, but that can only be a good thing. [...]

NO, they are not 2 webcam wannabes shaking their thang. If you’ve never heard the two words above, then where have you been all week? Both these acts that threaten the freedoms of the online world with their lameness have had bad press this week, thanks in no small part to thousands of websites going [...]

If you want to know what homophobic people say, just tune into Fox News or listen to a Republican presidential candidate and you’ll hear some spiteful, ignorant, idiotic bile that passes as informed opinion. It’s just further evidence of just how uneducated some people are and the fact they’re allowed on TV, really doesn’t do [...]

It’s totally unhygenic, just like all of the best fetishes. Also, it looks like it’s origin is from Japan, so don’t make any quick assumptions just yet. If you’re wondering what it is she’s resting her tongue on, it’s not what you’re thinking. Whatever you’re thinking, it’s not that.

If you wanted more evidence that the world is a shitbag and the sooner we can all emigrate to Mars and nuke a certain portion of the human race the better, then look here. Especially if you like wielding the flame of moral indignation and fury because your own life is a paragon of human [...]