When Justin Skywalker grows up and sees the emotionally devastating sight of his family burned to death by Imperial record company execs, then he will slowly be approaching the event horizon of his destiny which was written in the stars by George Lucas’s lightsaber. And when that fateful day happens, this scene will sure but [...]

Oh yeah, they went there. Kind of. Mario finally gets to see the Princess’s peach and enter her pipes and fire at her flower. And so on. Just imagine if something like this actually got made, the cosmos would capsize before swallowing tself because something that wrong could and should never be of this universe [...]

Ever wonder where all those sound effects come from when you’re watching some adult entertainment? Well after watching this you’ll wish you hadn’t. Talk about a mood killer, next time you’re watching some blonde getting pounded just think of a middle-aged German women with a face like a retired wrestler banging her palm against her [...]

Here’s something to try today, take bets with your co-workers as to how long they can listen to this on repeat in a single sitting. If they go over 3 minutes then they are king/queen of the internets. This is what the Golden Globes is all about; crazy laughter, Brendan Fraser clapping like Errol Flynn’s [...]

Whoever said that language isn’t a universal thing was obviously a complete virgin and never really took a moment to consider the unspoken language of ‘love’, or in this case, pretty much the next best thing, the female reaction a chick has to sitting on Microlab’s latest commercial offering. It may sound like complete Russian [...]

“Zexistential virst iz ze engine that drives ze ‘oliday machine” – And so says filmmaking maverick Mr Werner Herzog (aka Ryan Iverson) as he narrates this terrifying tale about the walls of a man’s reality coming tumbling down around him by a fat old dwarf goblin. Merry fucking Christmas.

You’ve not seen anything until you’ve seen a giant-moobed man-flab lurching towards you in slow motion like a wobbling mass of fat. It’ll really set your day on fire, give you that boost you needed to carry you through the afternoon and into the evening, where you can start skulling beers with the best of [...]

What is it with scientific experiments going horribly, horribly wrong? Keeps happening, all the time. Is it the same mad professors doing it? Shouldn’t they be struck off? Just take this video, one system failure and that’s it, the world is in jeopardy and giant monsters start attacking. When will they learn.

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor. Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to [...]

There are many drunken pranks you can play on your passed out friend. The classic draw all over their face — giant penises & gay slurs a must. Or there’s the Buckaroo, piling them with furniture, pets, books, knives, urine. Or you could stimulate their GREATEST fear of being buried alive, sending them into a [...]

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.