Entries Tagged as 'cute'

Monday, March 5th, 2012

Joe Hits On Girls

Joe, a man who likes to go around to different conventions and ask the attending crowds questions that you really shouldn’t, turns his questionable charms onto the laydeez. And to be fair to the man, he’s knocking them dead with his lolsome approach to picking up chicks. All the ‘forever alonez’ amongst you take note.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

How Hollywood Says “I Love You”

If there’s one place where romance hasn’t been completely beaten to death by hedonistic indulgences and drunken debauchery, it’s Hollywood. Nothing says I love you like a montage of romantic moments from movies down the ages, as stars both real and animated get all mushy-eyed and start spouting the sort of fluff that no one [...]

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

Lana Del Rey’s ‘Hunger Games’

Lana Del Rey’s minor hit ‘Video Games’ that one or two of you may’ve seen gets reworked for The Hunger Games, which is a movie adapted from a “young adult” book about a future where boys and girls have to fight to death on live TV for our entertainment. As long as it doesn’t feature [...]

Friday, February 17th, 2012

Nicki Minaj is Jay-Z Slowed Down

Conspiracy theory alert! In what can only be the work of the Illumniati, Jamie Lee Curtis Taete from Vice has discovered that if you slow down “Super Bass” by Nicki Minaj it sounds just like Jay-Z. So there you have it, proof finally, that Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj are actually both one entity.

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

Hot Milky Weirdness

Is it art? What is art? Will there be cake? All these questions need answering. The music and cinematography might make you think so, but the cold hard reality of the situation we are presented with is that it’s just a ginger guy pouring milk over some female’s chest. In some circles that may be [...]

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

Orphic Oxtra – “Skeletons Having Sex on a Tin Roof”

Narcotics were SO yesterday, you don’t need them with stuff like this! Mind you, they’ll have to be careful not to trip over the cats while they’re up there and you’ll have to be careful to remember where this video put your mind after you’ve finished watching it. It’s an incredible piece of work, the [...]

Friday, February 10th, 2012

Requiem for a Dream (in 60 secs…with Puppets)

Fake Film Fest looks like a blast! One of the most harrowing movies ever made is so ripe for a remake with puppets, it’s surprising that no one did it before with Kermit and Miss Piggy as the heroin couple fighting their addiction as their world around them turns into a paranoid hell. But now [...]

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

The Flip Side (Bar)

This will definitely make you think. Down a dark alley on the wrong side of the street, behind a door that looks like a window into the depths of mind there’s a bar that languishes on the edge of our reality. And in this bar things are a little different to what we’re all used [...]

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

‘I Fink U Freeky’ by Die Antwoord

Those South African weirdoes are back with a typically strange video that will probably haunt your dreams and have you waking for the rest of your life – cold and frightened, in the middle of the night – And there’s a lot of swearing in it too, but that can only be a good thing. [...]

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Ed Sheeran – Drunk

Meet Ed Sheeran, he’s ginger but do let that put you off. Here he is, trying to get over his ex-girlfriend and forgetting the pain by getting drunk with a cat and let this be a lesson to cat owners everywhere: never let your cat get drunk because they are a mean drunk. A few [...]

Monday, January 30th, 2012

Dicken feat. Milah & Korben: ‘Everything Counts’

Is this the coolest dad in the history of dadhood? Not only is he spending quality time with his kids but they’re doing an awesome activity, laying down a cool Depeche Mode track which they get to perform on, rocking the keyboard and the recorder. And to top it all off and make us all [...]