It’s dangerous territory when you get into role playing, you can unleash all kinds of skeletons from the closet. But more importantly than that, you have to do it right. Don’t just put in some half-assed effort, act like you were going for the Oscar, like you were up against Tom Hanks and Sean Penn [...]

If you’re married then you know how ridiculously expensive wedding cakes can be. It’s a cake, WTF? How is it that it costs £500 or more for some sugar, icing and flour baked together? Did I miss the meeting where everyone decided that fleecing you out of your hard-earned dollar for a baked dessert was [...]

Those lightsaber wielding, Force commanding kittens are back, this time flying their X-Wing Fighters round the halls of residence as they do battle to see which side will come out victorious, the Rebel Alliance or the Sith Lords. But don’t try this at home kitties, these two are complete pros, just look at the way [...]

Well, this is all a bit weird. But at least it has a group of women jiggling their asses about in a field dressed as sheep. When you have a scene like that in your short movie, then it doesn’t really matter that the film is about bestiality, because it has some hot-looking ladies in [...]

A young child gives her incredible analysis of pictures of kittens. Cutting through the veneer of metaphor that hangs heavy, tearing through the semantic web to reveal the Platonian absolutes that exist beyond space-time in their abstract forms. Either that or she’s recently done a lot of crystal meth!?

It’s perfectly legitimate to call an emergency meeting of the board to meditate upon the best way to get inside a girl’s pants. That’s what collaborative team work is all about, get the best minds on the job and then go out there and get the girl. As long as you don’t take too long [...]

Time for an injection of adrenaline straight into your frontal-cortex. It’s Monday, the day on the internet where music is shared, so why not give this a listen to and start your week off like it was a Friday night rave, in the kind of club you’d NOT want to frequent in Blade 2. Throw [...]

Forget CBS’s 60 minutes, this is the cutting edge of investigative journalism, as two minds battle it out to reveal the unpleasant truth behind this baby’s drinking problem, it’s incontinence problem, and it’s inherent disrespect for any figure of authority. If this is the future of humanity, then by Zeus’s beard, we’re doomed.

With the world in ruin: riots in England, numbers losing their integrity, Obama getting all those grey hairs. What to do? Well, just look to Japan, they may’ve been devastated by a tsunami and near nuclear meltdown, but that won’t stop them producing retina-popping music videos. All hail them.

Now here’s an interesting request you can’t possibly refuse from the cutie we all wanted to sink our teeth into when she appeared in Twilight. Don’t get too concerned about the fact she’s making the request sitting on a toilet with her pants around her ankles pinching a loaf, it’s nothing kinky, or maybe it [...]

There is a myth of a cat, more terrifying than the tea party getting in to power, a cat who seems to glide through space-time like the laws of the universe were too base for it. It is a cat who defies any master who tries to control it. A cat they say was created [...]