Meet Clayton Sotos, he’s a photographer who likes taking pics of fat naked men farting out dust. And because of that Dell couldn’t wait to get him to promote their products, because everyone knows the waft of a fat man’s stale air biscuits is exactly the right tone they need to sell their laptops. Hang [...]

NO, they are not 2 webcam wannabes shaking their thang. If you’ve never heard the two words above, then where have you been all week? Both these acts that threaten the freedoms of the online world with their lameness have had bad press this week, thanks in no small part to thousands of websites going [...]

If you’ve got zombies and guns in a movie, it doesn’t matter what the story is, it’s going to entertain most people. It could be a romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock as a single mom who has to write an email to her friend, but as long as zombies come in after a few minutes [...]

This is one way to impress the ladies, ask them back to your place for some shots of homeopathic bleach to wash down that delicious meal you had. Once you pose the question of drinking some of this intoxicating brew she’ll be like putty in your hands. Most probably because she’ll have some kind of [...]

While this man was breaking world records and elevating the human race to the level of godhood, what were you doing? Watching South Park online? Again? The world needs more valiant people like this courageous and skilled individual, shoving 18 quarters up his nose in the name of… something. That’s progress.

There are a lot of world championships out there, but none can quite match the skill and dedication displayed by this bastions of Olympian ideals and sportsmanship. These guys are an inspiration to every human being alive, all those years spent inanely picking your nose while bored in class, for these guys it’s paid off. [...]

Unfortunately this tale of the world’s most wanted terrorist rising from his watery grave to reap unholy revenge on the world is not a real trailer but instead is an entry in a French film contest. Which is a crying shame as this would be the greatest b-movie since Sharktopus. Bin Laden is dead-good.

Barf cup likes to barf. Its sole purpose on this earth is to constantly spew. And spew. And spew. So it’s like you after a heavy night out on the tiles, when you’ve eaten some monstrosity that barely warrants the name food and all that’s left to do is to empty the contents of your [...]

The honorary Goonie with a face like it’s been clawed at by a troop raging baboons gets a tribute video. So, heeeey yooooou guuuuuys! Grab your Baby Ruth and fuck off to find One-Eyed Willie’s gold because it is your time, this Friday. It is YOUR time down here.

This is one to watch before you have any kind of food, because if you attempt to watch it afterwards, you’ll find yourself heaving up what you’ve just consumed. It’s pretty intense stuff, why she’s not using those gas masks is anyone’s guess. I’d put five on just in case. Will she managed to survive? [...]

With a name like Rotting Hill it’s not hard to guess that this vid might feature some of our undead friends. But as well as some gruesome digital effects it also looks at that timeless story of zombie girl meets zombie boy, and zombie girl and boy share the innards of a freshly killed human. [...]