A pro-life horror film, it doesn’t get more classy than this. Instead of debating this highly contentious issue in a adult, intelligent and rational manner, a right-wing film studio makes a schlocky, trashy horror movie about it, single-handily lowering the tone of the entire human race and all its history with this shoddy torture porn [...]

If you have the sort of fear of spiders that causes you to scream and run for the nearest window, even if you’re 12 stories up, then you are going to LOVE this video. And by love we mean scream and run for the nearest window. Which’ll be a shame because it’s an excellently made [...]

Holy f#cking giant bitey insects Batman! We showed a video of this insect a while back from deep within in the Amazonian jungles of South America and prayed it would stay put! Then it turned up in India and now some chick has had an encounter with one in the USA and the damn thing [...]

Just be thankful you’re not this woman, flexing her mouth muscles using some weird contraption that no one should put within hundred metres of their entire being let alone their mouth. And to think this was being actively encouraged by the Looseleaf Beauty Report in the early 1990s. What sort of twisted cocktail of drugs [...]

There’s nothing better than buying fresh, heading to your local farmers market and getting some lovely healthy produce, taking it home and then proceeding to rub it over your body and start getting all nasty with it, like Farm Fresh Girl does. Why just consume when you can be a food pervert? Weird.

Deep in the rain forests of the Amazon it looks like the horror of Starship Troopers has finally come true, there is some kind of large smart bug spreading infection amongst the local population and it aint pretty! Scientist Dr Javier Hoolavez has discovered an entirely new genus that has a very distinctive insect bite [...]

Yeah, like this isn’t disturbing in anyway, shape, or form. Apart from the form of a human child. But who doesn’t like eating babies? M’mm they taste so delicious, you can’t blame these people for wanting to devour one. Oh, what, it’s only a cake? Ewww, in that case it’s disgusting, what kind of sick, [...]

Finally, this has been invented. Instead of using a credit card that you’ve maxed out a thousand times and are barely able to use without alarms bells ringing and your personal debt spiralling, this handy invention lets you pay in sperm. The world’s first sperm ATM, for the donor on the go. It’s like a [...]

Dude starts the video completely naked and then proceeds to get dressed. Backwards. Such is his consummate skill and ability. But why would he choose to shed his clothes in what looks like a public park in the first place? Maybe cos his buddies did something pretty gross to him while he was passed out. [...]

Ever wonder where all those sound effects come from when you’re watching some adult entertainment? Well after watching this you’ll wish you hadn’t. Talk about a mood killer, next time you’re watching some blonde getting pounded just think of a middle-aged German women with a face like a retired wrestler banging her palm against her [...]

Those death-heavy-Satan-black-metal fans get younger every year. In my day you’d sacrifice children as young as that to Golthacultmicon, the slathering, unholy demon-god of metal who only spoke in shrieks and farted distorted guitar sounds. Now they’re the ones running the operation. Still, good to see the young ‘uns projectile vomiting blood.