Entries Tagged as 'fail'

Monday, August 1st, 2011

UFC Fighter Backflip Fail

In the ring, there are certain ways you can show an opponent what a badass you are, to psych them out and get them mentally against the ropes before you physically get them against them. And attempting to do a backflip and failing is not one of them. Really, it isn’t. Back to the day [...]

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Who Are the EDL?

What with the horror that happened in Norway, this once laughable bunch of racist thugs have been given a sinister edge. But just who the fuck are they? Well, with chants like “Who the f#ck is Alan(?)” and this insightful commentary you get to know just who these dickwads really are: Twats. With NO fashion [...]

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Rebecca Black – “My Moment”

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another crud-filled single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection for supplying a historical path to this shitefest. If you start tapping [...]

Tuesday, July 12th, 2011

Here We Go Again…

Remember Rebecca Black? Yeah, it’s painful, right? Well, Ark Music Factory who inflicted her awfulness upon an unsuspecting world has now churned out another lamewad, d-bagette of a pop singer in the form of one 14-year-old Lexi St. George. Save our souls.

Monday, July 11th, 2011

Death Wank

It’s a dangerous way to take Captain Picard to warp speed & try to go where no other man has been before, it proved fatal for Michael Hutchence and David Carradine, and now this guy meets his end in one of the most embarrassing ways. Just imagine the person who has to find you — [...]

Thursday, July 7th, 2011

One Girl, One Big Cup

This is one to watch before you have any kind of food, because if you attempt to watch it afterwards, you’ll find yourself heaving up what you’ve just consumed. It’s pretty intense stuff, why she’s not using those gas masks is anyone’s guess. I’d put five on just in case. Will she managed to survive? [...]

Friday, June 24th, 2011

The Life Zone – Official Movie Trailer

A pro-life horror film, it doesn’t get more classy than this. Instead of debating this highly contentious issue in a adult, intelligent and rational manner, a right-wing film studio makes a schlocky, trashy horror movie about it, single-handily lowering the tone of the entire human race and all its history with this shoddy torture porn [...]

Friday, June 17th, 2011

How To Keep A Girlfriend FAIL!

They say that chivalry and manners are dead. Well here’s the nail in the coffin, as these monsters burn this girl’s hair, set her ass on fire and hit her with sticks. It’s all part of the gang initiation. Maybe. Whatever happened to taking a girl out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling [...]

Wednesday, June 15th, 2011

Everything Great About Youtube – The MORT Eclectic

With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough [...]

Friday, June 10th, 2011

NYC 3-Way

When it comes to using the roads, whether that be for crossing, cycling on or driving, no one likes following the rules. Rules are for idiots who like to stay alive, not idiots who like to die on the commute to work. In this video set in NYC it does a pretty good job of [...]

Thursday, April 21st, 2011

Live Webcast FAIL!

I kinda feel sorry for Brad, he has the virtual world at his fingertips, eagerly awaiting his next spellbinding webcast and you can almost smell the leet hormone getting ready to do its work – THEN….the gods of the internet decide that Brad is destined for the fate of n00b….the result is magical….”OH GOD, I [...]