Sorry free world, but i’m right behind Hitler on this one! All this sickly vapid pop crap is not the Fuhrer’s favourite sort of music, so as you can imagine he’s pretty pissed at Rebecca Black. He could just about stand the abysmal horror of Justin Bieber’s giant shit on popular music but “Friday” is [...]

Are you ready for some octogenarian eye candy? Just remember, you are never too old to be a hawtie and appeal to the opposite sex, whatever is going on ‘down there!’ Shot in a real-life hernia hospital (sexy!), it teaches us all how to love. And some science for the inner-nerd in all of us [...]

What a year it’s been, what a year indeed! How could we have not come this far without hearing such immortal words such as “EAT the poo-poo!”, “Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber??!”, “Gingers have souls!”, “Double rainbow all the way!” and more fake crying than you could ever throw a box of Kleenex at. [...]

Looks like a lot of people hurt themselves last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things. The question to ask now is, will December be able to come up with the goods [...]

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor. Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to [...]

A great ad for, of all things, milk. Despite watching several I’m still not convinced milk helps you stand up better, but nor do I care one f#cking button. It’s people falling over like spastics and it’s hilarious, especially the fat running idiot who just won’t pay attention to signs from God, even when they [...]

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

When 4chan get involved in a Flash Mob, then you know you’re done for. Best thing to do is to retreat into digital form and hide out in the internets until they’ve gone. This is why, apart from Flash Mobs being particularly retarded, we should assign them to the bin of history. Don’t you dare [...]

The only positive, moving forward, that you can take from some cringe worthy corporate retreat is watching your boss get pummeled in the face with a paintball gun. Although extreme versions like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their ‘positives’, just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all [...]