It’s a battle of two greats, the likes of which the world has rarely seen. After hearing a noise in their garbage can these intrepid couch potatoes haul themselves up and go outside to investigate. But they could never have expected to find what they did… ladies and gentlemen… Ninja Squirrel!

What a year it’s been for people acting like total goofballs, at times it’s seemed as if people did nothing else but injure themselves and fall over, crash speedboats, fail at backflips and generally show how great the human race is at fucking things up. Well done everyone, let’s hope in 2013 we can fail [...]

It’s got to that stage in the holidays where you’ve got nothing better to do than stuff your face with food you don’t need and watch 13 minutes of the year’s best news bloopers. There’s nothing better you could be doing with those 13 minutes so don’t try and pretend there is — just watch [...]

He rocked in Raising Arizona, Wild at Heart, Leaving Las Vegas, Bringing Out the Dead and then he kinda went off the rails with Wicker Man – And with The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, National Treasure 3 and Ghost Rider 2 on the cards – Maybe Nicolas Cage has just got to a point where he just [...]

Meet Donna Simpson, she’s spent years getting paid top dollar to munch her way through transfat-laden junk like tacos and pizza on “fat fetish” cam sites. After doing this for some time she’s ended up at a ridiculous 600lbs, now she’s struggling to lose the weight in order to get a normal life back for [...]

So as we enter the final week of our existence and the countdown begins to the end of the world, lets take a moment to reflect on what advantages the Mayan prophecy has presented us with. Sure there might be erupting volcanoes and rivers of lava blocking our escape from the marauding zombies intent on [...]

Fail videos are marvelous fun, and fail videos featuring girls give YouTubers the chance to be misogynist in the comments section, so that’s something. So sit back and enjoy some women from around the world falling over while trying to pole dance and slipping over in their bikinis. Then make with the sexist comments.

Of all the occupational hazards of being a television news reporter, perhaps the greatest threat of all is, well, the entire job. At least if your only source of information of what a reporter has to endure is this compilation of reporters having to endure all kinds of horrors. Note to self: don’t be a [...]

OK, prepare for the worst, as Olivier Newton-John and John Travolta team up for what can only be described as an audiovisual turd. It’s so sickeningly saccharine that after you’ve puked your guts up then you can only laugh at it. The good news: This album’s proceeds go to charity, split between the foundations set [...]

This is a seriously mean trick to play on your wife, waking her from her slumber and pretending you’re about to play a game of chicken with an oncoming truck — but then you snooze you lose. And the best thing is the kid at the back gets to see it all, so he’s learning [...]

Important note: Always tip the waitress well when you come to this diner. Talk about dumb. Kicking a cap off someone’s head is always going to end in tears unless you have the martial art of a ninja, and this waitress certainly doesn’t have the skill of Bruce Lee. Instead she just ends up giving [...]