Entries Tagged as 'ftw'

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014

Frozen (Censored!)

There’s nothing like unnecessary censorship to awaken the 11 year old in you and make you giggle like a school kid—which is exactly what this fake, sweary version of Disney’s Frozen will make you do, turning innocuous and perfectly innocent dialogue into blanks so your dirty mind can fill in the rest. It’s bleeping hilarious.

Tuesday, January 21st, 2014

Pink Floyd – The Story Of Wish You Were Here

Members of one of the greatest bands in the history of greatest bands discuss the recording of their album Wish You Were Here and their one off performance at Live 8 in 2005—Nick Mason, Dave Gilmour and Roger Waters dissect each song on the album, talking about what it means to them and how they [...]

Monday, January 20th, 2014

Hipster American Psycho

What if American Psycho wasn’t set in 1980s New York but instead was relocated to modern-day Hipsterville, UK? Stay with me on this – You no doubt remember the classic, highly intense business card scene in American Psycho, where a group of yuppies try to out do one another with their raised lettering and pale [...]

Saturday, January 18th, 2014

Smog – Vessel In Vain | Music Video |(Bill Callahan)

This is not only a great song, from a great movie (Dead Man’s Shoes), it now has this awesome music video featuring an eagle in flight, swooping around amongst the tree tops with mountains as a backdrop—so just smoke something herbal, sit back, full screen, volume maxed and if a co-worker asks what you’re doing, [...]

Friday, January 17th, 2014

Winter Olympics 2014: Trailer – BBC Sport

Coming across like a forgotten segment from Lord of the Rings, the BBC have really upped the game for Winter Olympics trailers, as Charles Dance (that’s Tywin Lannister to me and you) narrates a foreboding poem about dreadful menaces and conundrums and stealing dreams and vast mountains and holy shit, mommy I’m scared!

Friday, January 17th, 2014

Jonah Hill’s Epic Airplane Sex Fail

Poor old Jonah Hill, here he relates quite a tragic tale about how he was flirting with a woman on an airplane and it was all heading in the direction of the Mile High Club when all of a sudden a random stranger who must’ve eaten something that violently disagrees with him kills any chance [...]

Thursday, January 16th, 2014

Kim Dotcom: The Man Behind Megaupload

Documentary exploring the controversial figure behind the Megaupload site who’s recently launched Megaparty, a political party in New Zealand—he’s currently under house arrest for his involvement in the largest copyright case the world has ever seen. Vice visited him at his mansion in New Zealand and discussed his upcoming EDM album, online surveillance, file-sharing, and [...]

Thursday, January 16th, 2014

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders GoPro Hula Cam

It’s a simple premise: in the downtime from the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders swimwear calendar shoot they were given a hula hoop with a GoPro attached to it, the result is how you will be spending the next two and a half minutes of your life—it’s the sort of video that will make Tim Berners-Lee glad [...]

Wednesday, January 15th, 2014

Wisdom Teeth Removal

This is Lacee Garcia, and she’s the latest person to post a post-wisdom teeth video of herself jacked up to the eyeballs on anaesthetic—and you’ll see what an emotional state she’s in as she cries salt tears explaining to the camera about her and her mom’s planned trip to Lacee’s favourite place on the planet [...]

Wednesday, January 15th, 2014

Muppets Most Wanted – Outrage

The new Muppets movie is coming to a screen relatively near you in March, but before then comes this hilarious trailer which perfectly mocks internet outrage, as fans of the show become enraged and incensed (and spout nonsense) at why the show hasn’t been nominated best picture for realz and a few hundred other awards [...]

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014

Lorde – (Hopkins) Royals Parody – Molly Dworsky

Meet Molly Dworsky, she graduated from a Hopkins, MN high school 10 years ago and in this video parody she laments at life in the real world and how it mocks her, so she longs for those carefree days back in high school when no one had mortgages or babies or saggy breasts—and all this [...]