Entries Tagged as 'ftw'

Friday, May 4th, 2012

Nissan Juke-R: Desert Nemesis

Street racer isn’t just the name of some 90’s video game that combines the fine arts of go karting & violence, street racers also exists IRL. And Dubai is their capital, where down at the International Marine Club all sorts of insane racing action’s going on. Prepare to witness awesome as a Nissan Juke-R takes [...]

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012

Cosmos: A Personal Voyage – Episode 1 (Carl Sagan)

Stop what you’re doing, no matter how important it is, because it’s not going to be more important than taking an hour of your time to watch Carl Sagan wax all scientific about the universe and the splendours that lie within. Then watch episode 2, then get back to what you were doing.

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

Grandmas Watch Kardashian Sex Tape

Back in their day the best they could hope for was a sex zoetrope, so you can imagine their excitement at witnessing such a technological milestone as an online interwebs sex tape. The only negative to this hilarious bunch of grandmas is, it makes you wonder what your own grandma and her mates sit about [...]

Friday, April 27th, 2012

Moneyball 2 – Too Much Moneyball

You’ve seen Moneyball, now prepare yourself for Moneyball 2 which has the New York Yankees instead of The Oakland A’s in a reversal of the original movie where ludicrous amounts of dollar are spent on their payroll each year and how that might miraculously lead to World Series titles. LOL!

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

SubWars

Next time you’re on the subway and there’s an old man who wants a seat but no one’s offering, then maybe you should step up and do the decent thing. Because if you don’t, you never know what chain of events could transpire. Either that or remember to bring a sword.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

Michio Kaku: A Black Hole in Our Own Backyard?

Don’t panic, but physicist Michio Kaku ponders the idea of the wandering, invisible black hole that could turn up out of nowhere and consume us for breakfast and it wouldn’t even burp in the process. Nothing to worry about then, just a ravished ball of nothingness that could come from nowhere and eat everything we [...]

Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

How To Mow Your Yard on PCP

Anyone can mow a lawn, but not everyone can mow a lawn fuck-bombed out of their skull on angel dust. But, while dangerous, it can also turn what might be an uneventful chore into a wild ride on the rollercoaster of debauchery. And it’ll probably end in you being chased naked around the neighbourhood by [...]

Friday, April 20th, 2012

“Drive-Thru” trailer (Ryan Gosling “Drive” parody)

If you thought Ryan Gosling was ten different types of intense in “Drive”, then forget about it. That’s peanuts, it looks like a day in Disney World compared to this epic story that tells of one man trying to navigate the murky underworld of fast food drive-thrus. A real human being, and a real [...]

Friday, April 20th, 2012

My Manor’s Law

If you thought that the inner cities where a war zone full of rioting criminals and disenfranchised yoofs, then my lordy lordster, you haven’t seen nothing yet. Forget Ill Manors, it never got illing enough for me. This is where the real struggle is — what to do with all daddy’s money. What peasant’s ugly [...]

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

Joe Goes Deleted Scenes

To be a professional troll you need a toolbox of talents along with balls the size of small moons to pull it off. When Joe goes around ‘lightly’ mocking those he comes into contact with, incredibly some of the lulz get left on the cutting room floor. “What kind of a world!?” you might ask, [...]

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Lakai Fully Flared

You might be watching this thinking “What?! Just a kickflip down 4?”, but just you hold your horses for one cotton-picking minute. Because there’s more to it than just that, it has explosions, it’s like Michael Bay himself has stepped in and added his personal OTT touch to the whole thing. Spike Jonze & Ty [...]