Entries Tagged as 'ftw'

Monday, April 16th, 2012

David Lynch – “Crazy Clown Time” (Official Video)

Mr Crazy Man ventures into the world of music videos for this weird-as-fuck BBQ scene set in a back yard where women take their tops off and men scream in anguish, while Lynch’s high-pitched voice describes the ensuing chaos. Basically, it’s typical Lynch and you wouldn’t want it any other way.

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

Dancing Fellowship

Boromir was right, one does not simply walk into Mordor, they ‘Rock their body’ through the black gates… Today is a special day for you because today is the day you see Lord Sauron shake his booty and get down with the fellowship to prove that all that fighting and unpleasant business was just a [...]

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

Geriatric Jackass

Just because you’re older doesn’t automatically qualify you to be wiser. Plus, pranking people in public never gets old, no matter how many times you’ve seen and done it, especially when they’re younger and dumber and you get to manipulate them because you’re old and they trust you. With pension schemes going down the toilet [...]

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

Savages Trailer

It’s about time we had an Oliver Stone movie in the same vein as Natural Born Killers and this comes close. Taylor Kitsch & Aaron Johnson (”I’m Kick-Ass”) are two stoners who grow some weed and then find themselves facing off against a Mexican drug cartel who have kidnapped their girlfriend, which they share. Oo-er. [...]

Monday, April 9th, 2012

The Truth About Stanley

No home, no belongings, plenty of baggage. A short film about a man, his stories and the boy who listened, by award-winning director Lucy Tcherniak. The film tells the story of an unlikely friendship between an old Congolese man and a young runaway, living rough on the streets. The Truth About Stanley is a story [...]

Saturday, March 31st, 2012

Elephant Plays with a Galaxy Note!

It comes to something when even a member of the animal kingdom has a smartphone and not only that but it knows how to use it. I’m sensing some fake/gay comments could be thrown at this as it just seems to incredible to be true. Which means it must be, plus we all know elephants [...]

Friday, March 30th, 2012

People Are Amazing – 2012

It’s Friday so, you know, put the cynicism to one side for a few minutes, bury the hatred for all mankind, and lets all come together in peace and love and celebrate people. Yay people! They’re amazing, look at them surfing and dancing and driving and doing all the good stuff. But not you, you’re [...]

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

The Stars as Viewed from the International Space Station

The earth sure does look purdy from up there in the cosmos, and this time-lapse video proves it–showing as it does the stars from low earth orbit as viewed from the International Space Station. All it needs is Carl Sagan’s soothing interplanetary ramblings over the top and it would be perfection.

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Old Spice – Bounce

Talk about gate-crashing other brands commercials and hogging the limelight! Bounce Dryer Bar is so awesome using it will cause a giant, pumped-up dude to come crashing through your kitchen wall on a jetski. But don’t worry, because he’ll leave soon enough by flying through the ceiling. If this doesn’t sell their product by the [...]

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

SSD Angels: Black Ops

If you’re a fan of COD: Black Ops you’ll know that sometimes you need to go deep, DEEP undercover to achieve your goals. (And you’ll also know that it’s integral to diss people’s mums while playing online mutliplayer). And what works for the gaming world works in the real world, minus the weapons and mum [...]

Tuesday, March 27th, 2012

Game of Thrones: You Win or You Die

If you’ve not seen season one of Game of Thrones, you should stop what you’re doing right now, torrent the shit out of it then watch it, because season two draws ever nearer. If you have seen it then take a look at this behind the scenes teaser for the new series and jizz in [...]