Entries Tagged as 'ftw'

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Nunchucks!

Nunchucks! Heyooooo! Everyone loves nunchucks so no doubt you’ll have some time to put aside for these nunchuck warriors trained in the arts by ancient ninjas who surface from the bowels of the earth once every thousand years to nurture the next generation of nunchuck heroes who will one day save the human race from [...]

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Indyanimation

Then opening of scene of Raiders of the Lost Ark is one of the most memorable and gripping in cinema history. It’s a bona fide classic that sets your pulse racing and transfixes your gaze the moment it starts. And now somebody made entirely of awesome has remade it shot for shot using claymation. Give [...]

Friday, December 16th, 2011

Forwards Motion in a Backwards World

Sometimes we all feel like the world’s moving at a pace we can’t keep up with, well stop moaning because you could be the guy in this video who’s going forwards while the world moves the opposite way. It would be a total mindmelt to have this happen to you, so pity this man, he’s [...]

Thursday, December 15th, 2011

Sherlock Holmes Spoof Trailer

From watching this it looks like the new Sherlock Holmes movie is taking tips from the Carry On… films with innuendos coming as thick and fast as the action. Ahem. But this is a movie I’d like to see, it’d be hilarious, but it’s a bit upsetting finding out the mighty Sherlock Holmes is hung [...]

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

The Evolution of Nicolas Cage’s Hair

To be a truly great actor, the sort of calibre reserved for the likes of people like Nic Cage you need to have hair that can evolve as your acting skills grow. Olivier once said “A man’s hair is the greatest gift an actor can receive” and no one knows that more than Mr Cage….I [...]

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Drunk Girl Alert!

It’s Christmas time again so expect to see a lot of people stumbling around like this girl, completely wasted out of their faces and unable to talk, walk, and perform all the other functions a normal, sober human being can do. These two kindly gents were leaving his friend’s work when all of a sudden [...]

Monday, December 12th, 2011

Pulp Fiction in Chronological Order

It’s one of the greatest films of the 90s, starting famously in the diner with the robbery and making its jumbled up way through a modern day L.A. meeting lowlifes, crooks, gangsters, boxers, hit men and Christopher Walken. But everybody be cool, because this is it presented in chronological order. Oh, you dig it the [...]

Monday, December 12th, 2011

Sit Down and Shut Up: The Supercut

In the movies they like nothing more than telling someone to sit down and shut up. So here’s a supercut of the inhabitants of movieland doing just that seventy times, and it’s a thing of beauty. So why don’t you just sit down, shut up and watch it already. After a while the words cease [...]

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

The 2011 Portfolio

It was a year of chaos in the world’s political and financial realms, anarchy on the streets and Mother Nature exercising her awesome power. And in the movies, well, things got a little weird. But then when the going gets weird, Hollywood turns pro so bring it on. In case you missed all the strangeness, [...]

Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

Princess

Awwwww, bless. Look at this beautiful princess living in an enchanted land with all her enchanted, magical happy friends that share the love of fairies and dance to the tune of hope. So, naturally, off she goes to meet the other half, the one and only prince charming. Once there and her radiant beauty has [...]

Monday, December 5th, 2011

School Portrait (2011)

The school portrait is a seminal moment in a child’s life. They don’t know it at the time but they’ll look back at that and think about who they were back then and who they’ve turned into now they’re a big adult. So why not kill those dreams before they start to manifest and inject [...]