Entries Tagged as 'ftw'

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

Cee-lo’s “F*ck You” in Sign Language

It’s almost more enjoyable watching this girl perform this in sign language than it is watching that kinetic typography version. She’s just full of attitude, so next time you’re down the local disco, drunkenly flaying your arms about while trying to rub your crotch on the girl in the tight pink dress, and this song [...]

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

24: Jack Bauer Kills

Read as a statement the above heading just states the obvious, but don’t read it as a statement, read it as the number of people killed by Mr Bauer. Because that’s what he does. Whether he’s wrenching their guts out to get to a swallowed key, torturing them to death with their Granny’s bloodied, flesh-strewn [...]

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

Baby Got Attitude!

She’s called Charlotte, she’s a cute little rugrat and she seems destined to have a future with the Republican Party of “NO” when she’s older. In fact she’s taking the negative to the extreme and beyond, declining any form of subtle manipulation that mummy & daddy can throw at her. I like this kid, she [...]

Friday, December 24th, 2010

Future First Person Shooter

Good old Freddie Wong, leaving us with one last awesome video before the festive break, featuring a real-life team death match. Running around fields shooting people mercilessly has never been so much fun. Maybe one day in the not-too-distant future, god willing, we will be able to do this. And respawn. Otherwise it’s not so [...]

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Werner Herzog Reads “Twas The Night Before Christmas”

“Zexistential virst iz ze engine that drives ze ‘oliday machine” – And so says filmmaking maverick Mr Werner Herzog (aka Ryan Iverson) as he narrates this terrifying tale about the walls of a man’s reality coming tumbling down around him by a fat old dwarf goblin. Merry fucking Christmas.

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

Slowboarding

It’s longboarding but…slowed…right…down. And the result is rather entrancing, as these guys take to the streets of La Plata, Argentina showing the world that longboarding isn’t as gay as Liberace’s Christmas tree. It’s cool yeah, just as cool as skateboarding, which is pretty gay anyway. But always remember….Gay is the new ’straight’!

Monday, December 20th, 2010

EPIC Google Docs Anim

Google Docs aren’t just for sharing spreadsheets with your co-workers across the pond, you can also use them to create awesome animations. Although not sure how the boss would react if you showed him this as your entire month’s work, instead of those account sums from the Danson takeover and that report on procrastination in [...]

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

Cum All Ye Faithful ! (Xmas-repost)

Xmas is ALL about giving! Have you got a female friend who you know will be alone this year? It’s a tragic side to the festive season, so why not help her out by buying her one of ‘these’, it’s the perfect companion & will certainly give her some ’special’ Christmas cheer! – If only [...]

Friday, December 17th, 2010

Doodling in Math Class: Snakes + Graphs

What’s maths class for if not for doodling, day dreaming, showing off about what a smart ass you are by drawing graphs and making jokes about ancient Greek occultists. And also making casual references to Samuel L. Jackson movies. Is there anything this girl can’t do? Maybe she can’t shotgun a beer, in which case, [...]

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Lego Black Ops

It’s got Lego, it’s got video game characters, it’s got slow-mo. It’s got exploding head shots. What more could anyone possibly want from a video, or for that matter, from life in general. Not a great deal really. Maybe some hot Lego chicks in hot Lego underwear. Perfect.

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Likes Sexx0rz

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Anyway, enough groundbreaking news, at least now when you type “Lindsay Lohan sex tape” into Google you’ll get an answer that [...]