You know what’s annoying about being on a fuckin’ cruise ship? Fuckin’ everything, and this guy fuckin’ knows that only too well. So off he goes and gives us all the grand fuckin’ tour, punctuating his introduction of everything with the word “fuckin’” because it makes everything sound infinitely cooler and much more hilarious than [...]

If you saw the latest Batman movie then you’ll probably fall into one of two camps. You either thought it was a fitting end to Nolan’s brooding trilogy or you sat there picking holes in the plot because you have a complete ineptitude to suspend your disbelief when it comes to a movie about a [...]

Shut up. It’s such a great–and mean which makes it great–thing to say to someone. And no one does it better than the movies, from “Shut the fuck up, Donnie” to “SHUT UP GRANDMA!” there’s some classics in here. We can all learn something from watching this, we can learn that we could all tell [...]

A tub of lard becomes a real life fruit ninja, all set to a dubstep soundtrack, in this video. Who says dreams can’t come true? Just look at this fatty, one minute he’s sitting on the couch gasping for life as he gobbles down another Baconator, the next he’s on the internet chopping up flying [...]

It’s all well and good talking about the almighty Vectron and his masterful, powerful ways, but without the scrolls to justify his existence, what’s the point in invoking him all the time? Well, just because he may or may not exist doesn’t mean to say he doesn’t bring some form of comfort. After all, the [...]

Fascinating and insightful documentary from the peerless broadcaster. Another win for them, in their tireless exploration of the human being in all its manifest and intriguing forms, from kings, queens, prime minsters, war heroes, miners, scientists, cooks, musicians, and perhaps its most misunderstood and reviled: a total f#cking douchebag.

It’s a battle of two greats, the likes of which the world has rarely seen. After hearing a noise in their garbage can these intrepid couch potatoes haul themselves up and go outside to investigate. But they could never have expected to find what they did… ladies and gentlemen… Ninja Squirrel!

What a year it’s been for people acting like total goofballs, at times it’s seemed as if people did nothing else but injure themselves and fall over, crash speedboats, fail at backflips and generally show how great the human race is at fucking things up. Well done everyone, let’s hope in 2013 we can fail [...]

Don’t let the year end without seeing the 4th part of Charlie the Unicorn and his magical adventures. You’ll be devastated if your 2012 doesn’t feature this, it’ll be a wasted year with no sense of achievement. So cancel any engagements you might have today and watch this instead.

It’s got to that stage in the holidays where you’ve got nothing better to do than stuff your face with food you don’t need and watch 13 minutes of the year’s best news bloopers. There’s nothing better you could be doing with those 13 minutes so don’t try and pretend there is — just watch [...]

Comedy rapper Doc Brown opens with a prank at the Edinburgh fringe festival, pretending to be the kind of gold-toothed, macho hip-hop star that audiences would probably hate. But don’t get drawn in, it’s a killer kick-off, perfectly designed to puncture anxieties about the comedy/rap crossover – He raps it like it is, revealing once [...]