Every sane person knows that there are forces beyond our control that are out to eat ours minds using technology that isn’t common knowledge. The Illuminati, aliens, the CIA, cats. Who knows what it is, but it’s out there and the only way to combat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat. So wear one [...]

Who better than Christopher Walken to take you through the popular NES game, explaining the bad guys and what to avoid. The only thing that could make this any better is if Werner Herzog joined him and the two of them went off on some strange surreal narration about the Great Gatsby.

Not sure if this is strictly speaking a haiku but don’t let a little thing like that put you off because this is awesome to the power of Chuck Norris. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll laugh the tears dry. If the internet wasn’t invented so we could all laugh at edited together funny videos, then [...]

Every major film blockbuster needs a wailing baby. Fact. Where would the movie Titanic be without a crying baby interrupting the most famous piece of dialogue from it? Or for that matter, where would 300 be? Or Jerry Maguire and even Gandalf? Yes, some classic movies are made infinitely more cry baby-tastic with the insertion [...]

This is just what you need after some crazed drug addict has eaten someone’s face off, some prankster taking advantage of everyone shitting themselves by staging a zombie attack. The responses from the people of Miami range from running away in terror and boarding up your house to some guy pulling out a handgun to [...]

Fiddy’s track ‘In Da Club’ gets a British makeover with some lyrical changes to make it Anglo-friendly. So a bottle gets changed to a pint and our man is in there playing darts, offering up a fiver to see some “jugs” (that’s ‘bewbs’ to you). And that’s just the beginning of this 14 minute mix. [...]

So this is what passes for mainstream entertainment these days, huh? Who knew. A few years back you’d have to root around the internet for a few minutes before you could find some pretty girls drinking the seed of a donkey, but now it’s on TV. Did I miss the memo notifying us that society [...]

If you were ever wondering how using Blink-182 lyrics to pick up girls might work, then here’s your answer. This guy takes to the streets and starts using their lyrics on random girls in public to see if he’ll have them fighting to go out with him. But it didn’t quite work out so well [...]

If you are a very specific person you will think this is one of the funniest things you have ever heard. Basically, if you were in your twenties in the early 90’s and spent a significant proportion of your time coming down off MDMA, on a filthy sofa, monging out to The Orb’s seminal ambient [...]

Oh hell yeah. This is what the internet’s all about — Justin Bieber is holding a contest where fans get to make their version of his track “Boyfriend” and the prize for their creativity is to be featured in an upcoming NBC special. What ensues from this girl is a piece of deep fried comedy [...]

The words ‘WTF did i just watch?’ come to mind when viewing this, yep, Die Antwoord are back. The band that seem like the delirious product of a cheese-dream by David Lynch passed out after watching Lethal Weapon 2, have a new video out and it’s just as eff’d up as their others, with people [...]