Leave it to Captain Kirk to weigh in on the decades old debate about which was better: Star Trek or Star Wars? Both sides have their staunch defenders who’ll fight to the death to protect their precious sci-fi franchise. The only really mature way to settle the issue is for Shatner and Mark Hamill to [...]

The cast and crew of Doctor Who perform like monkeys in front of the camera to celebrate David Tennant finally leaving and ending his over-hyped, child-at-Christmas performance of the Doctor. Just look how happy they all are in this clip, smiles as wide as the universe, even Mr Tennant himself is beaming with joy at [...]

It’s the time of year when we all celebrate evil, but in its most cutesy form possible. So, naturally, it’s also the time of the Halloween Prank. But in the true essence of ‘evil’, these jokers dressed up a 4 foot dummy to look like a trick or treater complete with bag of candy (and [...]

No one dies quite like The Buscmiester, just take his epic prolonged death in Reservoir Dogs. From the opening scene he’s off on one long journey towards the great unknown. Although, for some reason that really needs explaining (maybe, just maybe, he didn’t die), that movie isn’t included in this. Because you’re a fucking faggot. [...]

Sorcery? Witchcraft? Just what exactly is going on here. You have a face, you have a water balloon. You have someone throwing said balloon in said face, surely that should result in the bursting of the balloon and the soaking of the face. But no, some kind of black magic is afoot…

There’s nowt so entertaining as the mindless slaughter of children. At least, there isn’t according to this Troma film “Beware: Children at Play”. A blood-curdling cry sets the tone nicely and then where off as children get mowed down and shot in the face at point blank range. They just don’t make them like this [...]

“You wanna piece of me!?” NEVER be fooled by an invitation like this. What do you do when confronted with an army of plastic sword-wielding ninjas? For a start you don’t laugh and think that just because they have plastic swords you can take ‘em. These are ninjas, so the best thing you could do [...]

You could do worse in life then learning all 170 of these and quoting them in context when the chances arise. It’ll enrich your life, it’ll enrich anyone’s life who’s within listening distance. Because he may’ve had a diverse career that stretched from Westerns to cop thrillers and back to Westerns, but he always remained [...]

This is how you troll your son after you’ve left this mortal coil. Just because you’re lying six feet under doesn’t mean you can’t do some post-death wind ups. Bobby thought he was getting the timeshare in Albuquerque, but he gets something far more valuable to his pa, his collection of dildos. Yep, you read [...]

Leave it up to Method Man to rap about penis pumps in a Sour Patch Kids commercial. Somebody had to and no one else was going to step up so Method Man saw his calling and told it like it is. A seasoned rap veteran like him brings a certain dark charm to the arena [...]

This is one lucky 8 year old boy, getting to hang out with a hot female rapper while she sings about her holiest of holies. You have to learn about the furry cup at some point, this seems like the perfect way to do so.