Well, this is all a bit weird. But at least it has a group of women jiggling their asses about in a field dressed as sheep. When you have a scene like that in your short movie, then it doesn’t really matter that the film is about bestiality, because it has some hot-looking ladies in [...]

Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking [...]

Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. But no one likes eating cereal when it gets interrupted by cereal stealing mofos, taking all that lovely fresh stock your ma just bought down the cereal shop. But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with [...]

It’s great being in a relationship, because instead of sitting at home on your own trawling the internet, you get to argue with someone whenever they want. Think of it as mental sparring, kind of like a Socratic dialogue but where every other spoken word is full of venom and vitriol, and each argument isn’t [...]

We’ve had the Facebook movie, now there’s a film about a man who doesn’t have a Facebook. It’s a story of love, betrayal, face-to-face interaction. A story that doesn’t want you to “like” on your Facebook page. A story of a man who refuses to have a profile, a man who uses paper and never [...]

A young child gives her incredible analysis of pictures of kittens. Cutting through the veneer of metaphor that hangs heavy, tearing through the semantic web to reveal the Platonian absolutes that exist beyond space-time in their abstract forms. Either that or she’s recently done a lot of crystal meth!?

This one should have you hooked from the title alone. And if that doesn’t make you want to torrent the fuck out of this movie right now, how about if you knew it stars Game of Thrones‘ Peter Dinklage, True Blood‘s Ryan Kwanten, Firefly‘s Summer Glau, Treme‘s Steve Zahn, It’s Always Sunny‘s Jimmi Simpson, and [...]

It’s perfectly legitimate to call an emergency meeting of the board to meditate upon the best way to get inside a girl’s pants. That’s what collaborative team work is all about, get the best minds on the job and then go out there and get the girl. As long as you don’t take too long [...]

The cuddle is an intimate act that doesn’t require you grunt like an animal, instead it’s all about exploring the tenderness of two living things sharing the joy of snuggling. It doesn’t matter if that’s between man and woman, man and beast, spoon and fork, or man and Bob Saget.

Forget CBS’s 60 minutes, this is the cutting edge of investigative journalism, as two minds battle it out to reveal the unpleasant truth behind this baby’s drinking problem, it’s incontinence problem, and it’s inherent disrespect for any figure of authority. If this is the future of humanity, then by Zeus’s beard, we’re doomed.

Now here’s an interesting request you can’t possibly refuse from the cutie we all wanted to sink our teeth into when she appeared in Twilight. Don’t get too concerned about the fact she’s making the request sitting on a toilet with her pants around her ankles pinching a loaf, it’s nothing kinky, or maybe it [...]