With the advent of the internet, time wasting need never involve staring into space again. For we have the multitude of nutshots, faceplants, fails, memes, lulz, cats, dreaming dogs, double-rainbows and all the other junk that fills our lives while we should probably be doing something else. So just in case you hadn’t wasted enough [...]

Drop it like it’s hot. How she delivers these hilarious lines without screaming with laughter, that’s the real talent in this video. Just imagine the amazement if she went on one of these desperate talent shows and started spitting out these lyrics. Would love to see the judges faces when she started rhyming about how [...]

Guns N’ Roses, if you were older than about 5 in the 1980s chances are you at some point in that decade were into Axl, Slash, and the rest rocking out in bandanas and ripped denims. Don’t fight the memory, you know it happened. Well I bet you never thought you’d be hearing one of [...]

The tagline for this film goes: “A short film about a boy, a girl and their thoughts.” And that seems to involve little floating perverted balls of mind, goading their masters on to ravish the other one. Basically highlighting how awkward things can be between the sexes when all they’re really trying to do is [...]

A self-aware beer commercial, they just don’t make them like this any more. Ugly men, in slow-motion, spilling beer, drinking beer, staring wistfully at beer, at the TV, with an emotionally fraught operatic number playing over the top — and a choir. Someone needs to do the same for car commercials. They are far too [...]

I just don’t get it. Do you? Yes, it’s that cliched line that’s reared its retarded head in movies throughout the ages, the line that you’ve probably never heard uttered by a real human in real life who wasn’t just quoting a film or trying to act like they were in a cheeseball action movie. [...]

If you’re one of those people at school who was never in the cool club and instead had to exist on the fringes of popularity, feeding off the likeability of other people like a human leech, then maybe you should’ve stolen the popular people’s pets, dressed them up like those popular people, and locked them [...]

They locked him away. They ruined his legacy. And now, after 20 years he’s about to get his revenge! If only this was the real reason behind those filmic turds that were the prequels then all would be forgiven. And it wouldn’t just be forgiven, but this would change Lucas into the most badass man [...]

When it comes to letting someone know that they better not do what they were going to do or they are going to receive some pain or a variation there of, no one does it better than the movies. People threatening to cut off your johnson, threatening to force feed you something unpleasant, threatening you [...]

We do apologise for this break in normal service by inflicting upon you the hideous gump-faced crooning buffoon that is Bruno Mars and his turgid shit-fried pop. But there is a reason and that is the music video to this track is pretty fucking great, featuring as it does a beer-swilling, dressing-gown’d, nunchuck’d slobbing Leonard [...]

3…2…1… And we’re back. Here’s how to offend everyone in America, well, apart from calling them all a bunch of superstitious, lard-bloodied inbreds who think they birthed the universe out of their constitution. But apart from that, you could always address every state stereotype there is and put it in a two minute YouTube video.