Entries Tagged as 'holy f#ck!'

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

SubWars

Next time you’re on the subway and there’s an old man who wants a seat but no one’s offering, then maybe you should step up and do the decent thing. Because if you don’t, you never know what chain of events could transpire. Either that or remember to bring a sword.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

Michio Kaku: A Black Hole in Our Own Backyard?

Don’t panic, but physicist Michio Kaku ponders the idea of the wandering, invisible black hole that could turn up out of nowhere and consume us for breakfast and it wouldn’t even burp in the process. Nothing to worry about then, just a ravished ball of nothingness that could come from nowhere and eat everything we [...]

Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

How To Mow Your Yard on PCP

Anyone can mow a lawn, but not everyone can mow a lawn fuck-bombed out of their skull on angel dust. But, while dangerous, it can also turn what might be an uneventful chore into a wild ride on the rollercoaster of debauchery. And it’ll probably end in you being chased naked around the neighbourhood by [...]

Monday, April 23rd, 2012

Facebook Epic Rap by Dan Bull

Ah Facebook, that double-edged sword — we all need it, look at it, but also hate it. From whence did this love/hate relationship come from and WTF is wrong with everyone of your friends getting pissed all day and night, creating profile pictures that seem like they have had major plastic surgery, or having dumb [...]

Friday, April 20th, 2012

“Drive-Thru” trailer (Ryan Gosling “Drive” parody)

If you thought Ryan Gosling was ten different types of intense in “Drive”, then forget about it. That’s peanuts, it looks like a day in Disney World compared to this epic story that tells of one man trying to navigate the murky underworld of fast food drive-thrus. A real human being, and a real [...]

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

How It Feels to Have a Stroke

Here’s dedication to the cause, as neuroanatomist Jill Bolte Taylor was having a massive stroke one morning, she grabbed the opportunity to study it like no scientist has done before. As her brain functions ebbed away one by one — speech, movement, understanding — she studied and remembered every moment. That’s bravery for you.

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Lakai Fully Flared

You might be watching this thinking “What?! Just a kickflip down 4?”, but just you hold your horses for one cotton-picking minute. Because there’s more to it than just that, it has explosions, it’s like Michael Bay himself has stepped in and added his personal OTT touch to the whole thing. Spike Jonze & Ty [...]

Monday, April 16th, 2012

Joe Rogan – We’re On a Rock Flying Through Space

This is funny cos it’s true. Funnyman Joe Rogan points out that us humans don’t really appreciate to the max exactly how incredibly awesome and beautiful and badass and “WHOAH!” the universe is. Instead we focus on the more trivial side of life, like cats and the Kardashians. So time to contemplate the cosmos maaaaan.

Monday, April 16th, 2012

David Lynch – “Crazy Clown Time” (Official Video)

Mr Crazy Man ventures into the world of music videos for this weird-as-fuck BBQ scene set in a back yard where women take their tops off and men scream in anguish, while Lynch’s high-pitched voice describes the ensuing chaos. Basically, it’s typical Lynch and you wouldn’t want it any other way.

Friday, April 13th, 2012

Something From Nothing

It’s Friday, which means fun and frivolity get put to one side and instead it’s time to don our thinking caps and stroke our chins and mull over some topics with Richard Dawkins & Lawrence Kraussan, an evolutionary biologist and a world-renowned theoretical physicist to discuss biology, cosmology, religion, and a whole bunch more. Then [...]

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

Dancing Fellowship

Boromir was right, one does not simply walk into Mordor, they ‘Rock their body’ through the black gates… Today is a special day for you because today is the day you see Lord Sauron shake his booty and get down with the fellowship to prove that all that fighting and unpleasant business was just a [...]