Entries Tagged as 'movie'

Wednesday, November 27th, 2013

The Onion Reviews ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’

The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal knows what’s important in a movie like The Hunger Games: Catching Fire — and that’s just how hot the boy members of its cast are. Compared to the Twilight saga these guys aren’t anywhere near them on the totally hot scale, sure some of them are cute, Rosenthal [...]

Saturday, November 23rd, 2013

Aningaaq – “Gravity” Short Film

Seen Gravity yet? If not you might want to look away now, but for the rest of us, great wasn’t it? In this short film by director Alfonso Cuarón’s son, Jonás Cuarón, who he co-wrote Gravity with, we get to see the other person on the end of the distress call that Sandra Bullock makes [...]

Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Star Wars Downunder Fan Film

Strewth mate! Proof that alcohol and sci-fi go together in perfect harmony – The wit of Australian beer commercials is teamed with a galaxy far, far away in this 30 minute fan film which has been ten years in the making and features Ned Kelly-inspired stormtroopers, lightsabers shaped like boomerangs and more Aussie slang than [...]

Tuesday, November 19th, 2013

Everything Wrong With Back To The Future in 8 Minutes Or Less

You might think it sacrilegious to talk about anything being wrong with Back To The Future, but even though we can all agree that it’s a classic and we love it dearly, it doesn’t mean there weren’t some mistakes in there. So suspend your disbelief no longer and let Cinema Sins count down the sinful [...]

Monday, November 18th, 2013

Taken Phone Call Original Edit – TURTLE CANYON #20

OK sure, so Liam Neeson’s daughter’s been kidnapped and he’s a bit upset about the whole situation, but that doesn’t mean he needs to be rude to people, not letting them speak on the phone and them hanging up on them when they haven’t said what they wanted to. This, right here, is why society [...]

Tuesday, November 12th, 2013

Chris Hemsworth Loves The Internet’s Many Thor Puns

From Thoreal to Thor Du France, the man who plays Thor has heard them all, and he embraces them, for he is mighty and thee gods have commanded him to laugh merrily at our earthly memes. Who cares if the actual Thor movies are a complete load of crap, the actors who star in them [...]

Friday, November 8th, 2013

How World War Z Should Have Ended

Read the book? Seen the movie? Then you were probably sorely disappointed about how they took such a cool novel and turned it into a stinking pile of poop pie. But it’s Hollywood, they can pretty much take any decent source material and grind it down into cookie cut blandness. So maybe they should’ve had [...]

Monday, November 4th, 2013

The Onion Reviews ‘12 Years A Slave’

Some expert reviewing/trolling from The Onion here, poking fun at the media and how it might react to the release of Steve McQueen’s new film. While it’s megalolz, it’s also quite terrifying to think that the way Onion movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews the film will probably not be far off how some film [...]

Monday, October 21st, 2013

The Wes Anderson Collection: Rushmore

Wes Anderson’s a bit of a marmite director, you’ll either love his films or hate the artifice. But if you are a fan then this insightful short film will remind you why the movie Rushmore is so damn awesome, from it’s Charlie Brown references to Bill Murray to the stylistic references to other movies — [...]

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

Orgstep Dubgasm (EM)

Before watching this video, you probably had no idea how well orgasms and dubstep go together. Taking some of the most iconic orgasm scenes from the silver screen and mashing it up with the classic “When Harry Met Sally” deli moment and “Barbarella”, creating glitchy, data noise madness that will transpose you to a frenzied [...]

Monday, October 14th, 2013

Horror Movie Daycare

Horror movies like nothing more than the trope of the possessed child, channeling some grimness from beyond the grave and creeping us all out with their telekinetic powers or ability to clamber out of your TV screen with supernatural freakiness. But where do these kids go when their parents are out at work? Who looks [...]