How was your August/September? Were you out there winning like these people? Or were you out there losing like those people in the fail compilations? That’s a lot of questions just to watch a video, right? Well, maybe this whole piece of copy will be just questions… or will it?

You’ll probably find this quite hard to fap to (unless you are a Dalek), but give it a go nonetheless. Because, you know, the world likes a trier after all, and if people doing strange dancing with crutches strapped to their heads in the name of art is your weird fetish thrill, then you’re in [...]

Christ. Somebody’d better help that poor fat child. Not only is he probably on a diet of deep fried transfats, but he’s obviously getting neglected so his chubster of a mom and her twin of a mate can dance about and get themselves some YouTube love. Or hate. Plus he’s going to grow up thinking [...]

Everyone loves cereal, even the people that don’t get chonged all the time. But no one likes eating cereal when it gets interrupted by cereal stealing mofos, taking all that lovely fresh stock your ma just bought down the cereal shop. But! Stealing cereal isn’t as easy as all that, because when you’re dealing with [...]

Forget CBS’s 60 minutes, this is the cutting edge of investigative journalism, as two minds battle it out to reveal the unpleasant truth behind this baby’s drinking problem, it’s incontinence problem, and it’s inherent disrespect for any figure of authority. If this is the future of humanity, then by Zeus’s beard, we’re doomed.

The great Sir David Attenborough narrates us through some of the running battles that overtook London over the last 5 days. It was a surreal turn of events, one that even Sir Dave would shake his head at the tragedy of it all, but the uncanny resemblance about what everyone’s favourite luvvie is rambling on [...]

The 90s are so now! Even though they were, like, over ten years ago. So make sure you casually leave this medley of hits playing on your computer as you walk off to collect a print out of the lyrics to Saved by the Bell, wearing your new LA Gear Lights while humming along to [...]

This video’s pretty cool, for one it features a girl in a bikini which is always going to get most guys’ attention. And for two, he attaches a camera to the hula hoop so you can pretend you’re whizzing around this pretty woman like you were both spinning around on holiday in each other’s arms. [...]

Melbourne, probably one of the best music scenes in the southern hemisphere, people there know what they like, so, what the hell are they listening to? Well, in case you wondered what Australia’s second largest metropolis was filling their musical mind with, then here’s a random selection of what people on the street are digging [...]

The chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles, because it involves turtle meat, made into a soup. As well as meat turtles. Next time they eat Captain Planet.

Take one part big beat super DJ, add a dash of 1960s psychedelic rock and you’ve a recipe for copyright infringement right there. But who cares about a little thing like getting your ass sued into next week when a mashup sounds as good as this. Well done DJ Lobsterdust, maybe we can have a [...]