Most of us are familiar with CGI, you better be because it’s in 99% of the things you watch on a daily basis. But you’re probably not totally up to scratch with its history, well now’s the time to acquaint yourself with it in the format of a music video for Midnight Juggernauts’ “Memorium”. So sit back and watch how now-laughable wireframe images and the experimental techniques of laboratories and pioneers gave birth to an industry.
There’s plenty of wannabe comedians chucking out Vine videos into the ether and hoping something will stick, but this compilation of snippets of humor from Andrew Marbach is actually pretty good. There’s plenty of gags (lots of boner jokes) that the immature person who resides inside you can throw away a carefree laugh at.
Before you go off and do whatever it is you were going to do today: STOP! And please, please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! If not them, then think of all the damage you’re doing to the world just by existing. The best thing you can do is just be inert. Just stand there and let entropy do the rest.
As it stands, the video featuring a family and their friends crashing in a speed boat and eating dashboard is a pretty classic vid, even if we’re all going to hell for laughing at it. But the internet demands more—and the people over at TDFWFail are happy to give it more——and who are we to argue.
Pretend like you’re an omniscient being lowering your powerful gaze to the mere mortals of earth with this montage of the God’s Eye View shot from a range of films, which you can occupy your time with by guessing each one. Fun times.
When it comes to lip syncing, it’s not just about knowing the music and the wordse, it all comes down to your fresh moves and those facial expressions. It’s something Jimmy Fallon learned pretty fast and pretty hard when he invited Emma Stone to a lip sync showdown on his show.
If you’re a man, chances are you’ve needed to conceal a boner at one time on your life. But the question is: what method works best? The pillow in front of the groin, the slightly bending backwards and walking like you’re a hunchback, looking at Martha Stewart’s food tweets? Or maybe you’ve tried out some of the techniques used here…..actually, probably not.
What starts as a bunch of friends hanging out and playing video games, very quickly descends into all out Jedi versus wizard warfare, as a lightsaber and magic wand duel it out in an epic battle that can only end in death. And blood. And some geeky references thrown in to LOTR for good measure.
If you were looking for something that was gonna teach you how to hate today, then you need look no further than this embryo of a boy who’s about as street as a green field in spring time. Why he choose to cover this particular Biggie track, that’s a big eff-you to all the people who told him he was garbage, is a mystery.
Brushing your teeth, it’s a routine morning and evening task that’s about as exciting as watching someone else brush their teeth. But this Japanese teen, known as tokioFN on YouTube, added some excitement to this boring necessity, by attaching a toothbrush to an automatic pistol to see how that works. And it works OK… ish—it’s definitely not coming to a chemist near you soon, but a person’s got to do something with their life, haven’t they?
Eric Wareheim, from Tim & Eric, isn’t unfamiliar to releasing creepy, freaky music videos onto a suspecting internet, so we can all have a watch and then put down our mouse pads and say, “That’s enough internet for today, thank you.” And so Wareheim is at it again with this video for Tobacco’s—Black Moth Super Rainbow frontman Thomas Fec’s solo project—latest track “Streaker”.
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