It was a time for another shitty M. Night Shyamalan movie! From the idiotic recesses of his butt hole comes another turd of an idea that is so bad, it’s very existence proves that Hollywood has been overtaken by halfwits who are bent on destroying the good work the district has done for movies over the last 100 years. The only good thing to come from this movie is this Honest Trailer piss take.
If you’ve been playing GTA V recently, and if you’re any kind of human being then you would’ve been, then you may’ve felt a certain deja vu as you went about your killing and stealing and whoring. Why? Is it because the game is referencing that bit out of The Matrix about deja vu? That would be pretty meta, but it’s not referencing that exactly, but does seem to feature a lot of other nods to films and TV shows. Allow this video to explain.
You know those times in scary movies, when the tensions racking up and the protagonists are creeping about somewhere creepy and then, GAH! something moves but it’s just a cat. Well, that trope is given an airing in this montage where it’s not the bogeyman come to eat your liver and steal your eyes but instead it’s just a stupid feline. Damn stupid felines………Well, except in Alien.
Most guys have probably urinated in the shower at some point in their lives, if they say otherwise you can pretty much take it that they’re lying. But girls, do they pee in the shower too? In this sketch by comedian couple The Kloons, based on an incident that happened in their lives, the female half of this comedy double act seems outraged that her partner would pee in the shower. But is that outrage just for show?
It’s a football fan’s prerogative to watch other people playing a game and then comment that they could do so much better than that. And that doesn’t change one bit as you get older, wiser, and perhaps not quite so quick as you once were. It’s inevitable, we all get old, but even in your twilight years you still feel the impulsive need to run onto the pitch, take the ball and slam one into the back of the net with gusto. Because old age doesn’t have to mean you’ve not #Stillgotit
Quantic Dreams, the games company behind Heavy Rain, have just released their latest effort, starring Ellen Page and William Defoe. It features some epic facial animation in a story that sees Page play Jodie Holmes, a woman who has a certain “gift”, being that her soul is linked to someone from another world giving her psychic abilities which lead to her being recruited by the CIA and, later, being on the run from them. It’s taken gaming to an entirely new level where you feel you are in a movie. Awesome.
According to this video, there are many, many things wrong with Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets. So with their sin counter at the ready, CinemaSins chalk up all the things that make you go “Oh, come on!” in the movie — meaning all the pedants among us, unwilling or unable to suspend their disbelief, can nod their head in approval as the counter goes up from one to 80.
Yes, this is the internet and YES, you are meant to be confused, so don’t panic – You probably didn’t expect to feel envious of a piece of meat today, but after watching this strange video, you’ll be envious of this piece of steak as it rotates round and does its job. As for why the hell does this video even exist, well don’t let that bother you in the slightest, this is the internet for Christ’s sake, nothing needs a reason, someone just has to make it. Just remember—–It’s art!
The man with the greatest voice on the planet (well, it’s a contest between him and Werner Herzog), tells the sordid tale of Franklin’s vacation — a vacation full of all the stuff you could ever want from a break: whores, murder, and of course golf. When Franklin gets back from this vacation, he might need a vacation from his vacation. But probably best to cut out the murder — and golf.
From female soldiers getting tasered to failing to take a selfie with your pet, to skipping over flaming ropes and getting kicked in the boob, this compilation has something for everyone, with all bases covered with regards to laughing at the misfortune of others. But don’t laugh to hard and for too long, you’ll curse yourself with bad karma then you’ll leave the house, step out of the way to avoid slipping on a banana skin and walk straight into a lamp post.
According to Sam Hyde, 2070 sounds like it’s going to be quite a year indeed. For one there’s going to be 3D Barbie dolls and all kinds of other craziness. This isn’t your average TEDTalk, instead it’s a TEDTalk as hijacked by the jokers that are Million Dollar Extreme, so get ready for awkwardness and cringing and some mind expansion too.
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