The Garden Defender

Garden-Defender

Being a gardener can be fraught with problems, aside from those vengeful wasps that will be sure to sting you to death there are also all those bastard insects out there eating your plants and generally making a mockery of your dedicated work. Well, forget about buying slug pellets or anything foolish like that, instead you need to get yourself this insect-annihilating Garden Defender. It’s a helicopter that will blow those creepy crawlies to kingdom come. I love the smell of dead insects in the morning!

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The Breeders – Cannonball HQ

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If you needed any proof that the early nineties music scene was the bees testes then look no further than this track from Kim Deal of the Pixies and Tanya Donelly of Throwing Muses’ band The Breeders (gay slang for heteros). With its kickass beginning and funky rock to the beat melody, it’s total win. I think i’m in love with Kim Deal all over again <3

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City of God, Guns & Gangs – Vanguard Documentary

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If you’ve seen City of God then you’ll know that, for many, many years Rio de Janeiro’s favelas have been ruled over by violent drug gangs. But what with the city playing host to the World Cup and Olympics (and the current riots because of that), there’s an initiative to give the entire city a facelift. In this doc journalist Mariana van Zeller talks to the leaders of Rio’s favelas and they explain they’re not giving up without a fight.

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Girl Games – Hey Ash Whatcha Playin’?

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It’s been a while since the last HAWP video, about a year, but Ash is back and this time, sadly, she’s relented to the haters and is no longer playing the games she likes but tries her hand at some authentic girl games. How will she get on? Badly, is probably a pretty accurate prediction — get back to CoD Ash!

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Simons – Pede & Stoffer / Nostalgia

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Kanye West’s “Clique ft. Big Sean & Jay-Z” is ringing in your ears and you’ve got nothing better to do than shake your money maker in the den of Simons Nightclub in Copenhagen, Denmark — from looking at the video above which was shot in there, it looks like the kind of place that you’d never want to leave. Ever.

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Friday Punchy Pics

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It’s time for that ‘Friday Feeling’ as you slip into the weekend zone – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!

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OUYA Unboxing (Sincere Regret Edition)

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Many people are in pant-wetting excitement mode when it comes to talking about the virtual reality gaming system OUYA, but this guy isn’t everyone. Instead he unwraps his newly acquired OUYA with all the enthusiasm of a younger child who’s been forced along to watch their older sibling in a school play. Which makes it perhaps the greatest unboxing in the history of the universe.

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Worlds Biggest and Best Fire Fart Compilation

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You may question just what the hell you’re doing with your life once you’ve sat through 50 various ways this guy lights his own farts, but don’t despair too much, it could be worse, you could be watching this for the fifth or sixth time and then you really should be questioning what you’re doing with your life. Brrrrpft.

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Cooking with Phil Anselmo!

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Phil Anselmo was, back in the day, lead singer of heavy rawkers Pantera and since he’s no longer with those rabble rowsers, he might as well get his ass to the kitchen and start cooking like he made music: by being totally metal. This seriously needs to be its own show on YouTube, a live-action version with the actual Phil Anselmo.

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John Lennon Auditioning on The Voice

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Pretty much everyone on the planet, except perhaps the producers of the shows themselves (although they probably have some self-loathing), hates talent shows, they debase us all, especially John Lennon – ‘imagine’ if he appeared on The Voice for a blind audition and the judges had to rate him. You done imagining? Now see if your imagination matched this….Proof positive that the talentless judges can’t even recognize genius when they hear it.

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Barack Obama Singing ‘Get Lucky’ by Daft Punk (ft. Pharrell)

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He may keep covert and sinister surveillance of his citizens and the world, but you still can’t completely dislike Obama, not when he’s performing Daft Punk hits — you couldn’t imagine any other world leader doing this, even if it is just edited together, it’s really him singing it. OK?

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