Valentine’s Day may be over, but lets face it, your romantic life still sucks. So to make yourself feel better about it all, take some time out to watch this compilation of 5 Second Films all about love — or, more accurately, about how love can be pretty strange sometimes, especially when it involves a flying dildo. So don’t worry that you spent Valentine’s alone, at least your life isn’t as freaky as some of these.
The breathless model flowing about in her retro-styled perfect life is a fashion cliche that could do with being buried deep beneath the earth and never being heard of again. Or if it is, it should only be dug up if the person using it is taking the complete piss out of it in a hilarious parody like this short film from Matthew Frost. Meg Lol.
Soz, got abducted by aliens yesterday, so hence no Thursday delights – Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
Make sure you’ve got some tissues nearby–no, not for that reason. This is the weepy kind of video, which is about the over half a million cards, letters, and drawings sent to the people of Newton, Connecticut to comfort them after the abominable massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School. It’s very tragic, but hopefully Obama will ban those damned weapons and nothing like this will ever happen again.
Mac is back, this time using a Mercedes-Benz Citan to take down the bad guys, but we all know the only tool Mac really needs is his ingenuity. Armed with that he can get his way out of any situation, build a rocket from hope, create deadly weapons from Care Bears’ dreams, or make an indestructible car from the A-Team’s leftovers. God we’ve missed him.
We are, as the BBC’s professor Brian Cox likes to say while gazing wistfully at the camera with some lens flare behind him, made of stardust. But this short film isn’t about you and your stupid stardust body, it’s about the unmanned space vessel Voyager 1 launched in 1977 to explore the cosmos. And it uses some of the footage captured by that bold explorer in a film about the universe and all that nonsense.
Claymation auteur Lee Hardcastle does it again with his version of the new Die Hard movie — and as always it’s a rip-roaring journey full of excessive violence, Tetris bombs, and chainsaws. If John McClane’s new actioner is even half the fun of this short, then they’ll have done well. If it isn’t then everyone involved in it should hang their heads in shame.
Carl’s Jr. know how to get attention for their burger adverts, stick Nina Agdal in a bikini and put her on a beach and have her munch on the burger while alternatively slavering herself with oil. It could be advertising animal abuse and everyone would still be happy to sit through it and have it shown on mainstream TV.
Don’t even think of offending ex-soldier Paddy Considine by making fun of his disabled bro, because he will return for you to exact his revenge which will involve brutally slaying you one-by-one while you’re tripping balls on acid. This is a brutal but awesome movie from Brit director Shane Meadows and it was shot in only three weeks over one summer. Settle down and get comfortable.
Get ready to get your meme on — In case you weren’t aware, the Harlem Shake is back with its version two point zero and this time it has added WTF factor. So go gather a bunch of your friends together in a room, make sure one of you has got a bike helmet on or something, and start shaking around like you’ve got nothing to lose. Move over Gangam Style, there’s a new dance in town.
It’s not often you get to see what the inside of a singer’s head looks like when they’re belting out a tune, but that’s because you don’t often see them singing live inside an MRI machine. That’s what happened with this music video as James Page is filmed performing inside the machine so you get to see his mouth moving, his tongue, and his medulla oblongata.
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