A complete simpleton takes a journey around some woodland, giving completely daft advice on how to survive by your wits alone, if only he had any wits. But he’s not always been a man of nature, like most of us he’s spent his fair share of time as a member of the rat race, he used to work for Alliance and Leicester. Or some kind of alliance, maybe it was a rebel one?
If you’re worried about today’s youth, then don’t be. Because while they may’ve been handed a sack of stale shit with regards to the economy they’re a talented bunch, as this brilliant sci-fi short shows, which was written, directed, and animated by 22 year old Kaleb Lechowski. Remember his name because you’ll be seeing it on a lot of future Hollywood movies.
If you’re a Christian and you want to remain chaste but also wouldn’t mind indulging in some bedroom activity then there’s only one way to go about it — and that’s what this song’s all about. It’s about showing your love for the Lord by taking it in the butt. That shows dedication to our savior – Don’t forget to join in on the chorus!
These people are displaying some fucked up logic. Ordinarily when you come across a freaky looking insect that will haunt your dreams for many years to come, you give it a wide berth and perhaps remark about how it could play the lead role in a follow up to the Naked Lunch movie. What you don’t do is put it on your face like these crazy mofos.
Ever seen a bear do its laundry? Probably not because they don’t like to air their dirty garments in public, they’re far too sophisticated for that. But this camera crew managed to capture the rare moment when a huge brown bear comes out of the snowy wilderness to take time out from all that grizzling, drop its fat pants, and take them for a spin. Not even Attenborough caught that on tape.
Well, this is awkward. An innocent idea of starting a laundromat that specializes in washing white clothes, and white clothes only, spirals as the owner decides to give it various faux pas names. The lesson to be learned here is: never try. Never try to do anything, if you feel like trying, take five, breath, and stop yourself.
No wonder the model gets a round of applause at the end of this — she deserves to be on a talent show with her elaborate balancing act/dance performance, as she tries in vain to fight off the inevitable and stop herself from taking a tumble on the runway. Sometimes it’s best to just let gravity do its thing.
You might not know Patrice Wilson by name, but you’ll know him from his shitty viral ear diseases he infests on the world through YouTube videos like Rebecca Black’s “Friday” and Nicole Westbrook’s “Thanksgiving”. But rather than go away and hole himself up in a cave never to be seen again, which would be the decent thing to do, he’s at it again with “Skip Rope” by tween duo Tweenchronic. THE HORROR.
It might not be 2012 anymore, but that doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate it’s greatest scientific discovery: the Higgs boson. And what better way to celebrate it than the only way the internets knows how, by creating a mashup remix of the scientists talking about this boner-inducing breakthrough.
Ever wondered how a transgender goes from being a guy to a girl? Well prepare to be enlightened by this video, as a three year transition takes place which features facial feminization surgery and this 20 year old goes from man to woman in the space of a thousand pictures. Amazing and strange to witness.
It’s great to see two presenters who really know the films they’re about to introduce. Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig step up to the plate and show how truly professional they are, having watched all the films in the category they’re about to present. So hear their in-depth analysis of the actresses up for the Golden Globe Award. And when I say in-depth, I mean they haven’t got a clue. Borderline epic!
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