It’s time for some payback and it aint pretty, especially if you are a child molester. In a predatory world you may think you’re top of the sexual food chain, but while you’re perving over your own sick desires someone is perving over you perving over them. It’s complicated but people’s love-lives always are. Just wait until this hits the next level when some guy gets turned on by the guy in the bushes perving over the guy perving in the playground. Karma sucks.
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So, you think you can fly do you? You might be looked upon by your friends as slightly insane, but fear not, your desires are shared by these French dudes. Witness a trailer for an upcoming video about climbing, slack-lining and tightrope walking, not to mention base-jumping and wingsuit shenanigans. All of these death-defying feats will be performed by trained Frenchmen. Remember kids, don’t throw yourself off a cliff-top unless you are absolutely sure that you’re French.
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Nope, he’s not some evil warlord intent on taking over the world with his fleet of submersibles, this guy (of ‘Joe Goes’ fame) has got 50,000 subscriptions on his YouTube channel and he’s made a song and dance about it. But rightfully so, after all with that many subs he is king of the internet and should be able to demand whatever he wants from us, his loyal servants. Plus the vid’s got hawt women in it.
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If Family Guy has done nothing else–and to be fair it’s done plenty–then it’s given us the comedic beauty that is the epic chicken fight between Peter and the coupon chicken. Here is one of the most epic ones, watch it from beginning to end or you’ll be thrown off the internet.
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Columbia Pictures has released three Wicked Warped Content videos from That’s My Boy, which debuts in theaters June 15. It stars Adam Sandler as a single parent who, once his son hits 18 engages in all sorts of immature behavior as the hard-partying father Donny in this upcoming comedy. This is definitely the best one of the 3 special trailer releases as it tackles the subject of inappropriate teacher/student relationships in the 7th grade. WTF!?
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Yes, what IS he playing with? And how does he become Jehovah’s friend with an evil toy like that? Are you ready to brainwash your children? Good, then sit them down to watch this innocent-looking, Toy Story-esque animation that’s all the more abominable for its malignant trickery. Caeleb wants to play with his new, cool-looking warlock toy, but Jehovah hates magic and you don’t want to piss off Jehovah or he will rain down a world of shit upon you. And you’ll make him sad. Childhood ruined.
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LOL! Fat People! Wait, isn’t it wrong to make fun of people with weight problems? Well, it doesn’t look like George Carlin gives a f#ck as he draws on the wealth of material he had as an American to lay into the fatties, those people with thyroid problems, with big bones, and who are so big-time poor they can’t do any exercise. Yeah, you know the sort: liars.
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Where would we all be without the monthly fail roundups, giving us our dose of schadenfreude every 4 weeks so we can mock these poor fools for failing at life. We roll our heads back and let out a guttural laugh at bones being broken, faces being planted, nuts being shot.
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All those images of naked flesh that are so abundant on the internet, just what are they doing to your brain? Do you even care? Well if you do then so does Gary Wilson who discusses some of the symptoms that heavy internet users are suffering from. And it ain’t pretty. Prepare to book some serious session time with your therapist.
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Say what you like about Graham Norton, but he certainly gets the celebrities to unwind and act like they’re not worth a ker-zillion bucks for two seconds. The guard comes down and they have some fun. And people would pay good money to hear Will Smith do the Bel-Air rap. Even Gary Barlow sounds good on keyboards. Hit it!
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The boy may not look like a traditional gypsy, but the boy can make music like one. How’s he do it? Well, you take the crackle from a Django Reinhardt record, add to that some guitar, bass, violin and accordion, then play it onto a telephone mic and there you are. You are a gypsy jazz master.
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