To be a professional troll you need a toolbox of talents along with balls the size of small moons to pull it off. When Joe goes around ‘lightly’ mocking those he comes into contact with, incredibly some of the lulz get left on the cutting room floor. “What kind of a world!?” you might ask, but hold still your angry heart, because here are those clippings and fear not, for they are hilarious. Behold…
You might be watching this thinking “What?! Just a kickflip down 4?”, but just you hold your horses for one cotton-picking minute. Because there’s more to it than just that, it has explosions, it’s like Michael Bay himself has stepped in and added his personal OTT touch to the whole thing. Spike Jonze & Ty Evans get jiggy with the explosives & slow-mo while UNKLE’s lovely song Heaven plays out in the background. Perfection.
This is funny cos it’s true. Funnyman Joe Rogan points out that us humans don’t really appreciate to the max exactly how incredibly awesome and beautiful and badass and “WHOAH!” the universe is. Instead we focus on the more trivial side of life, like cats and the Kardashians. So time to contemplate the cosmos maaaaan.
Mr Crazy Man ventures into the world of music videos for this weird-as-fuck BBQ scene set in a back yard where women take their tops off and men scream in anguish, while Lynch’s high-pitched voice describes the ensuing chaos. Basically, it’s typical Lynch and you wouldn’t want it any other way.
It’s Friday, which means fun and frivolity get put to one side and instead it’s time to don our thinking caps and stroke our chins and mull over some topics with Richard Dawkins & Lawrence Kraussan, an evolutionary biologist and a world-renowned theoretical physicist to discuss biology, cosmology, religion, and a whole bunch more. Then write a 10,000 word essay on what they’ve discussed. THEN and only then, can you go for a beer.
Dropping the mic mid-flow is usually seen as something of a faux pas in rap circles. The music stops, the crowd goes quiet and you start to feel like B-rabbit in 8 Mile, just before he chokes — Not for Big Daddy Kane though, for even though he has tiny T-rex arms & a huge fluffy coat, he possesses nerves of ‘cool’ that makes him impervious to otherwise damning fails. Like a BOSS!
Boromir was right, one does not simply walk into Mordor, they ‘Rock their body’ through the black gates… Today is a special day for you because today is the day you see Lord Sauron shake his booty and get down with the fellowship to prove that all that fighting and unpleasant business was just a show for the cameras. Once they stop rolling this is how they do things in Middle Earth. One dance to rule them all.
Just because you’re older doesn’t automatically qualify you to be wiser. Plus, pranking people in public never gets old, no matter how many times you’ve seen and done it, especially when they’re younger and dumber and you get to manipulate them because you’re old and they trust you. With pension schemes going down the toilet globally maybe this is what we should expect in the future from silver surfer generation as they go out in style.
It’s about time we had an Oliver Stone movie in the same vein as Natural Born Killers and this comes close. Taylor Kitsch & Aaron Johnson (”I’m Kick-Ass”) are two stoners who grow some weed and then find themselves facing off against a Mexican drug cartel who have kidnapped their girlfriend, which they share. Oo-er. But the best thing about it is the bad guys, an impressive lineup of bloodthirsty baddies that includes Salma Hayek and Benicio Del Toro makes this look like Expendables 3. Lets Kick-Ass. Damn, wrong movie.
It’s true when they say 90% of all the worlds weird sh#t comes straight from the heart of Japan. Schoolgirls, tentacles and assorted oddities are just the way they roll. As far as Japan goes, this trailer is pretty vanilla. Sure, it’s the most danger movie about sewer dwelling derrière obsessed zombies, but that just seems weird because you’re not from the land of the rising sun. Be afraid.
No home, no belongings, plenty of baggage. A short film about a man, his stories and the boy who listened, by award-winning director Lucy Tcherniak. The film tells the story of an unlikely friendship between an old Congolese man and a young runaway, living rough on the streets. The Truth About Stanley is a story about friendship, loss, and the way in which we choose to deal with personal trauma. For Stanley, what he lacks in material possessions, he makes up for with his vivid imagination and an insatiable desire to tell stories.
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