If you grew up in the 1980s you’ll remember the original Karate Kid movies with their waxing on & waxing off and Miyagi & bonsai & bullies in skeleton halloween costume beating up Ralph Macchio. Well while they were making it, some clever buck decided to shoot each scene’s rehearsal with budget cameras so the actors could watch themselves back afterwards. Now it’s been edited together for us all to watch & get all whimsical about. It looks like a bunch of high school kids goofing around. Which i guess it was. Classic stuff.
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If you don’t find yourself enjoying this–come on, it has Spongebob in it–then check your pulse, you may’ve turned into a zombie made from pure anger who can only enjoy themselves when they’re feasting on hate. For those of us who aren’t angry zombies full of scorn, then a little toe-tapping is in order. 10 minutes worth to be precise.
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If you’re baffled about the concept of multiple universes, where black holes contain endless amounts of other universes, ones where you’re actually successful in life, as weird as that may seem, then maybe Joe can help with his musing on how much it blows his fucking mind. Piloting his flesh vehicle around trying to figure it all out.
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Just because you have a schlong the size of an elephant’s trunk, doesn’t mean to say that the world is all drugs, booze, and hot chicks. You end up becoming a freakshow circus constantly having to whip out the old chap and show people in the street so they can take photos and put them on Facebook and impress their friends. Sad times.
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Link’s pretty fly for an elf guy and he lays it all down in this badass rap, and even has a rap battle with the ginger minger Ganondorf, who dares to suggest that Princess Zelda doesn’t get kidnapped but runs off to be with the arch manipulator. Balls! Don’t listen to him Link, he’s just trying to wind you up, we all know she really digs your master sword.
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A group of elite soldiers are attempting to take down some guerilla soldiers in the jungle when they run into some complications. Before they undertake these hazardous missions it’s always important to make sure you both understand the silent hand gestures. Otherwise you could run into problems, as it’s always difficult trying to mime something to someone, doesn’t matter how special your forces are. FAIL!
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Last year they won our Christmas hearts and minds, this year they’re back and they’re rapping about their crew, who it seems features people from all walks (and non-walks) of life, but they’re missing one person to make it complete. Irish comedy hip-hop never sounded so good as when it comes out of the mouths of these two boys from Limerick. Christmas No. 1? We can do it. Together, we can do it.
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Confused about China’s manipulated currency in the global economic mindfuck that is the state of the world’s finances at this moment in space-time? Then you need the help of these animated bears who’ll set you straight and turn that world of confusion into a tunnel of enlightenment. It isn’t just kids who learn things from cartoons you know.
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This is one way to impress the ladies, ask them back to your place for some shots of homeopathic bleach to wash down that delicious meal you had. Once you pose the question of drinking some of this intoxicating brew she’ll be like putty in your hands. Most probably because she’ll have some kind of strange reaction to your concoction and her nervous system will go into meltdown…..Or it could be the cool Zelda music?
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This guy’s straight out of Kill Bill, one of Japan’s last remaining swordsmiths, Korehira Watanabe, he is a living legend, who’s honed his craft for 40 years. And as if that wasn’t badass enough, in those 40 years he also attempted to make the mythical Koto sword. Like a goddamn mofoing bowssssss!
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As a little break in everyone’s daily routine of watching porn and lulz, here’s some beautiful skies shot in high dynamic range photography, sunsets and sunrises aplenty. Aren’t they just so damn pretty? OK, now we can all get back to porn and nutshots.
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