The 90s are so now! Even though they were, like, over ten years ago. So make sure you casually leave this medley of hits playing on your computer as you walk off to collect a print out of the lyrics to Saved by the Bell, wearing your new LA Gear Lights while humming along to the theme to Beverly Hills 90210.
Take one eternal city of the angels, add some electric light, shoot some footage, time-lapse that mofo, put a song by Cinematic Orchestra over the top. Hey presto you have a viral hit and an entertaining video. Then people writing short blurbs about the video can throw around words like “ethereal”, “magical”, “radiant”. Everyone’s happy.
It must be one of them most insane extreme sports there is, jumping from a great height into the unknown with only a suit with some little wings on it so you glide through the sky like an unnatural bird with danger fluttering past you with every gust of wind. You might as well just dive into a pit of lions and start poking them in the eye.
There is a myth of a cat, more terrifying than the tea party getting in to power, a cat who seems to glide through space-time like the laws of the universe were too base for it. It is a cat who defies any master who tries to control it. A cat they say was created by dead gods from another dimension. Avoid it if you can, blink in its company at your peril.
Imagine being a skateboard, being slammed about on bars and concrete with two smelly feet in dirty old Vans standing on top of you all the time. What kind of a life is that? To make you think more about the traumatic life of a board, watch this video which is shot from the skateboard’s perspective on the mean streets of NYC. And be grateful you weren’t born a board.
There’s something about these two, something that gives them the X factor. Maybe it’s their matching bellies or the way that if you swapped their clothes around you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. They’re going to be big stars, maybe they could sit on Justin Bieber and do us all a favour.
This starts off way on the wrong side of freaky, featuring as it does a man dressed in a gold zentai suit rubbing himself like a kinky C-3PO. Then off that comes only to reveal what Shrek might look like if he got into the 1970s New York gay scene. What’s even more upsetting is there are loads of videos on YouTube of people dressed like this.
Reggie Yates. the man, the legend….the test pilot? It’s time for the Radio 1 DJ to take to the air and see if he is a man, mouse, or in desperate need of a sick bag. Will it blow his mind, or will he end up blowing chunks? So strap yourself in and witness the first of three extraordinary adventures he is undertaking to defy convention.
If you fancy doing this yourself in Spain then click then get yourself over to Facebook and see if you have the right stuff?
Frodo climbs into the closet and reveals some of the weird kinky shit he’s into, also why he’s a tit man over a leg or butt man, discusses furries, and reads some exclusive material from the script of The Hobbit. So what we can take away from this in-depth interview? Basically that Frodo likes the big titties. So ladies, if you have a giant rack, you’re in with a chance. Maybe. Time to come out of the closet now Mr. Frodo?
In the ring, there are certain ways you can show an opponent what a badass you are, to psych them out and get them mentally against the ropes before you physically get them against them. And attempting to do a backflip and failing is not one of them. Really, it isn’t. Back to the day job.
As a last man’s dying wish goes, this guy just doesn’t know when to stop. Looking after your son is one thing but living out your sexual fantasies is just a step too far. Brother or not, there are only so many things you can expect man to do. And f-ing your wife is not one of them. Unless she’s really hot. In which case this conversation is irrelevant.
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