Entries from March 2012

Saturday, March 31st, 2012

Elephant Plays with a Galaxy Note!

It comes to something when even a member of the animal kingdom has a smartphone and not only that but it knows how to use it. I’m sensing some fake/gay comments could be thrown at this as it just seems to incredible to be true. Which means it must be, plus we all know elephants [...]

Friday, March 30th, 2012

People Are Amazing – 2012

It’s Friday so, you know, put the cynicism to one side for a few minutes, bury the hatred for all mankind, and lets all come together in peace and love and celebrate people. Yay people! They’re amazing, look at them surfing and dancing and driving and doing all the good stuff. But not you, you’re [...]

Friday, March 30th, 2012

Neil deGrasse Tyson – We Stopped Dreaming

Why did we stop dreaming? More than anything we’ve gone and upset Neil deGrasse Tyson with our lack ambition to want to get to the stars and dance around with the astral bodies. You know, it’s not good enough, Neil’s on a major downer about it and when Neil’s down everybody’s down. So sort it [...]

Friday, March 30th, 2012

Make The Winchester

Love zombies, love Lego? Well, have we got a treat for you! A few days ago Holy Moly! brought our attention to this amazing Lego recreation of the Winchester pub from Shaun of the Dead. Well the nimble fingered creator has been in touch to tell us how you, yes YOU, can help [...]

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

Untamed ‘Dubstep’ Heart

Meet the gorgeous Madalina, she is a model. Watch enthralled as she sways and writhes in time with the throbbing dubstep beats of Darren Leigh Purkiss‘ track, “The Persian”. Whilst the online fashion website Motilo is all about helping you choose the best clothes to put on, this proves there’s still plenty of fun to [...]

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

The Stars as Viewed from the International Space Station

The earth sure does look purdy from up there in the cosmos, and this time-lapse video proves it–showing as it does the stars from low earth orbit as viewed from the International Space Station. All it needs is Carl Sagan’s soothing interplanetary ramblings over the top and it would be perfection.

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Old Spice – Bounce

Talk about gate-crashing other brands commercials and hogging the limelight! Bounce Dryer Bar is so awesome using it will cause a giant, pumped-up dude to come crashing through your kitchen wall on a jetski. But don’t worry, because he’ll leave soon enough by flying through the ceiling. If this doesn’t sell their product by the [...]

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

SSD Angels: Black Ops

If you’re a fan of COD: Black Ops you’ll know that sometimes you need to go deep, DEEP undercover to achieve your goals. (And you’ll also know that it’s integral to diss people’s mums while playing online mutliplayer). And what works for the gaming world works in the real world, minus the weapons and mum [...]

Tuesday, March 27th, 2012

Game of Thrones: You Win or You Die

If you’ve not seen season one of Game of Thrones, you should stop what you’re doing right now, torrent the shit out of it then watch it, because season two draws ever nearer. If you have seen it then take a look at this behind the scenes teaser for the new series and jizz in [...]

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Neo Can’t Dodge Bullets

Neo, not the sharpest tool on the box, is obsessed with one thing, and that’s being able to dodge bullets. He just won’t stop going on about it, it’s the sort of thing that could really grate on you, so much so that you’d be tempted to help him on his way to dodging some [...]

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up (feat. Eminem)

Mitt Romney, he could be the next president of the USA if he has his way, but just who is this silver-tinted rich schmuck who dodges taxes and eats newborn babies for breakfast? Who’s the real Mitt Romney, not the media persona carefully created by his advisers? You won’t find out here but you’ll have [...]

Monday, March 26th, 2012

IT’S MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, what a week that was!? Especially if you were a fully paid up member of the “We Hate KONY” fanclub. Apparently if you want to toe the official line now it means getting nekkid and fapping at traffic. Say what you want about old Joseph, but he’s never beat his meat over a Dodge [...]

Friday, March 23rd, 2012

Freestyler КВН 2012

You will have never have heard or understand freestyle ramblings like this before. Seriously, you won’t have. But don’t worry yourself about a little thing like that. Instead just enjoy the madness and be grateful that you can’t really understand what the hell she’s saying, it’s probably extremely dull. Bring on the weirdness.

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

Farming Simulator (Bitches love tractors)

You might think that a game that recreates every facet and nuance of the farming industry with next-gen graphics might suffer from a lack of excitement. Not so. Whack some Skrillex on and it rivals the hectic insanity of Saints Row with ease. Just think GTA 1V on acid and you’re getting the idea how [...]