This little girl will go a very long way in life. She will overcome many obstacles and achieve everything she sets out to achieve. She will accumulate more stuff than her peers and therefore be happier and they shall envy her and wish they had her stuff, but she will scoff and pretend she cares [...]

This is almost the perfect way to travel - the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking [...]

Apart from his terrible taste in dodgy new age music, you have to love Matt Harding.  If life is a game where no one knows the rules, then he has basically won. And if you can win with nothing more than an engagingly silly little jig, then there’s hope for us all. Bless him.

This is kind of different: not only do you watch a video on the Internet, but the Internet watches back… Which is fine, except if it starts happening on a regular basis. There are too many people doing too many unspeakable things in front of their computers for the web to start watching. It would [...]

This is absolute genius. Anyone working in advertising take note: you can stick all that clever shit up your arse. Just get two babes in bikinis to sing a little song about your product and everybody on Earth will love you and rush out and buy your product. Now excuse me, I’ve got to rush [...]

If you are interested in good quality bad quality videos of people getting hurt or pwned or pranking their GFs or pictures of babes with little to nothing on then you probably visit Break daily. It’s YouTube for intelligent, discerning people who don’t like to have to wade through piles of shit to get [...]

The world is a precious place with limited resources which we should treat with respect so as to leave a legacy for the children etc etc. You know what? Fuck it. We as a race only have about another 7 years in which it will be possible to ride roughshod over pristine countryside in a [...]

This is is like pornography for middle class people. Watch and laugh at the blissful sight of a cretinous pikey fucking chav who you’d ordinarily be terrified of thanks to his penchant for mindless and random violence getting badly injured by his own genetically coded sub-primal vandalism instincts.

“This is a stupendous test shot of the LOSAT (Line of Sight Anti Tank missile). It’s being launched off a HUMVEE, which carries two loaded canisters on each side (4 missiles total). The commander/gunner can acquire and track three targets simultaneously, and engage one. Since the missile is hypervelocity (5000 feet per second), and has [...]

A CH-53 (AKA Jolly Green Giant) trying to inflight refuel. The basket keeps getting caught in the wash, the chopper pilot dips to meet it, and then realises the basket is gonna whip back up into the blades, and reflex makes him pull up way too sharp, and sends his nozzle into the blades. To [...]

A very short clip that could, in this ridiculous world we live in actually damage the future governor of california’s prospects. But first, many questions must be answered. Is it him? Is it weed? Did he inhale? Did he get high? Where was he (Amsterdam)? Did he rape Grandmothers and steal their money in a [...]

I want a Goped more than I want to breath. They rock. After having seen this clip I want one more than I want to live. Unfortunately I have absolutely no rationale for owning one other than to attempt to kill myself playing in busy traffic whilst drunk in the middle of the day. So [...]

“I was bored with work, so I cut out and went for a swim” is a pretty rock’n’roll attitude at the best of times, unless you’re a marine biologist, in which case it’s just geeky. But when you’re a jump jet pilot it’s just fuckin’ hard assed.

Table Tennis should be the ultimate geek sport. Basically it’s tennis but played with dweeby little rackets and a girly little ball on a doll’s tennis court. Somehow, however, it manages to be pretty cool, especially when played by Asians, who of course are generally amazing at it and turn it into some kind of [...]

If this guy was the goalie on your team you’d probably want to kill him. Taking unnecessary risks for the hell of it is funny if you’re an unsupervised child or blind old person. The possible outcomes of severe maiming or death are all art of life’s rich tapestry. However taking risks with the scoreline [...]

A really really really boring clip, unless for some reason you find guns cool. If this is the case you are probably some kind of testosterone fueled nutcase who also finds cars and motorbikes cool. And sports and beer and naked 25 year old Swedish models, and gadgets and loud music and hard drugs. Ah [...]

Steve from Austin, who sent me this clip also sent this explanation of what it is. Pretty damn cool:
Every so often, just the right combination of conditions and events occur to create an unbelievable event - in this case an F-14D passing through the sound barrier. Not only were the water vapor, density and temperature [...]

When the Dutch start fucking around with science the results can be scary, as anyone who has ever smoked hydroponically-grown Skunk buds in Amsterdam can testify. So the lab frog who they picked to be levitated by magnetic fields must have been frankly terrified of being dashed to death by malfunctioning magnets. However, quite apart [...]

Formula 1 cars are pretty cool. Sure, the sport itself is so fucking boring that only Germans can win it, but the cars themselves cost millions and go fucking fast and are de facto fucking cool. Except for one lame-assed thing: you can’t play music on them - which frankly sucks. Until now that is.

This is one pretty cool dog. Let’s assume that, like most mammals, it doesn’t understand the concept of g-force or zero gravity, and that it doesn’t really get what flying is all about. So next thing it knows its floating around in some tiny plane. How would you expect it to react? How would you [...]

Completely insane. This is a Mercedes at Le Mans, held at the Road Atlanta circuit in Braselton, Georgia (thanx Steve). The airflow at the front fucks up and the car just takes off and does a backflip. Apparently the guy survived. I wonder if he enjoys watching this.

A shocking, highly dangerous and subversive clip no doubt ‘leaked’ onto the web by terrorist operatives. It clearly demonstrates, in detailed step by step, how to construct a fully operational flamethrower from a child’s toy and some flammable substance widely available over the counter. Perhaps the most sinister aspect to the whole thing is the [...]

It’s Friday and there was going to be tits, but this came in and is too impressive not to post. News footage of a fire in a fireworks factory. No messing. This cameraman deserves some sort of award. Assuming he’s still alive. Warning: fucking huge file.

I’m to ill to write anything sensible. But this clip is extremely cool. A stick man Matrix-style martial arts bonanza.

A clip taken from a BBC TV show about a guy whose job it is to test drive Ferraris all day until they blow up. The english language cannot even begin to convey how jealous I am of that man, suffice to say, if I ever meet him I will abduct him and pull out [...]

Here is this thing called speedstacking. On paper it sounds geeky - kids stacking and unstacking paper cups as fast as possible. For sport. Surely a sport isn’t supposed to make you want to commit suicide at the very thought of it. OK - now watch this clip - and weirdly it looks pretty cool.

Sick and tired of Hollywood nicking all their best ideas and turning them into half-arsed American pap for people who can’t read subtitles, the French have decided to retaliate with a French version of Star Wars. Here is a short trailer for that movie. The story of the intrepid Lucien and his resistance fighters opposing [...]

A clip of a kid who can jump his bike and balance it on stuff. Pretty cool. There’s a whole bunch more at www.trialskings.com. Do they realise they’re spending hours honing their skills purely to get laid, or whether it’s a subconcious thing. Either way, I bet it works.

A brilliant little movie by Don Hertzfeldt, evidently borne of bitter experience. Deeply cynical and very funny, anyone who has ever come within 6 feet of modern western woman will know exactly what he is on about. You have to hand it to modern women though: they may be uptight, hysterical, brittle, bitter, fickle, demanding, [...]

Hurting yourself does not need to be this complicated. Anyone who goes to these lengths in order to damage themselves is just a silly attention-seeker. If you want to hurt yourself and you still have your dignity in these media saturated times, just go down to Oxford Circus at rush hour and stick a rocket [...]