Entries Tagged as 'cool'

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Cam Girl Phenomenon: 101

The cam girl phenomenon, a blessed internet species that brings joy and happiness to many. You have four basic categories: size of bewbage, inclination to want to bite their bum, ability to dance seductively, usage of props. And Gisele here scores a perfect 10 in all those categories. The one camgirl to rule them all, [...]

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

T-Break

Control the ever-cool bling-tastic Mr. T, bounce the ball off his tank against the bricks and Snickers bars above. Get some nuts, get some points, get a high score.
Show Mr. T who da man, don’t make him pity the fool!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Trailer For Every Oscar-Winning Movie Ever

Witty caption that introduces the video that’s both entertaining and informative. Or alternatively insulting, obtuse or derogatory. Please insert comment below denouncing or expressing admiration for video, preferably using “LOL” or the words “fuck” or “awesome”.

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Sniper Babes

They’ll give you their guns when you take it from their smooth, manicured hands! I need to hire a team of these girls as my personal body guards, muscling people out the way, looking good and keeping me safe from my many, many enemies. Girls n’ guns = win

Friday, March 5th, 2010

He’s Got Wood

This man has a message to give to the world. And he doesn’t want to communicate it via the usual methods – speech, email, phone call. That won’t do for a man of his calibre, he has to carve his message into a tree using a chainsaw. Watch those fingers.

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Lego – The Force Unleashed

Is that Luke versus a young Obi-Wan? They used to be so close. Shame, but young Obi-Wan is a dick.
Prepare for nerdgasm; it Star Wars, in Lego. I could just sit and listen to the humming-buzz of the lightsabers and I’d be happy.

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Pop Your Corn Baby!

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, shoveling it into our fat faces handfuls at a time. But it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this, charge everyone a $1 and they can grab [...]

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Jesus Man Acid Techno

Hey Scotty! Reach for them fucking lazers! Just when you think a video can’t get any more awesome, the one and only Chuck “Saviour of Bears” Norris turns up and starts kicking ass. Don’t fuck with the Chuck.

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Kesha – Tik Tok parody(Go cops)

Kesha, she’s so cool, what with her don’t-give-a-fuck attitude, the likes of which has never before been seen on this earth. She’s such a rebel, like, whatever! But even she isn’t as cool as this parody.
Cops, bitches!

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Webcam Break-Up

Stick a fork in her because she is done…with this relationship. Oh girlfriend, you go! Sisters have got to stick together in those troublesome, heartbreaking, despondent times when a relationship fails. Stick together using their lips that is.

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Robin Hood Tax

It’s simple really, Robin Hood was onto a winner. Eat the rich, and give to the poor. Or was that Aerosmith? I can never remember. Anyway, if it means the fat cats not lapping up all the milk then I’m all for it. Plus Bill Nighy’s involved, I’d follow that man off a cliff if [...]

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

If He Sings, He Sings

Dolph “”I defeat all man” Lundgren’s not only good for killing Rocky’s best mate and looking tough in a training montage, oh no. He can also sing, dance and karate chop like a muthafucker. What a legend.

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Sex Sells!

If you’ve got an uninspiring product and an advertising team that could’t sell suncream to a ginger then there’s only one thing left to do. Spray your product liberally all over the ample rack of a hot chick, preferably in slow motion. As an epilogue, the end shot is RIGHT on the money – LMAO!

Friday, February 19th, 2010

Amazing Video Weirdness

As the good doctor says, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. I’m not sure what he’d make of this fucked up madness though. No need for mind-bending chemicals when you’ve got the internet, aye. I’ll see you on the other side of the rabbit hole…

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Tell the F#ckin’ World

Got something to say? Of course you have, the internet demands it of you. And what you’ve got to say is important, right? So why not get it carved in stone, or at least wood. Or get someone to unleash your thoughts onto the streets of Tokyo or Barcelona. All you’ve got to do is [...]

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Hitler Makes A YouTube Video

This is a new idea, using that clip from the movie Downfall and putting some hilarious subtitles over it that have nothing to do with the actual dialogue in the movie. How about that? I’m kidding, it’s obviously been done a million times before. But this one is meta, it’s Hitler talking about someone nicking [...]

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Films of the Noughties

I don’t quite agree with Miami Vice, but it’s all subjective anyway, right? Other than that this is a neat little montage of some of the movies that stood out over the last decade. I say some because it’s missed out a few, like Caché and the first two Spider-Man movies. But forget that, just [...]

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Ken Korda Reviews Baby Baby Baby by Joss Stone

It’s something we’ve all been waiting a long time for, no doubt. The man on the front line of culture, Ken Korda, takes a critical look at Joss Stone’s video. The video itself makes no sense, so hooray to Ken for bringing us an atom of understanding in the cultural void that is this video.

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Anti Valentines Day Horror!

Lets face it, Valentines day sucks! You give your heart to some beautiful babe and you leave fate to a cruel inevitability that will result in your love being shattered into a million tiny little pieces that will be stamped on and ground into a smelly dog turd. Give the person you love THIS instead [...]

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Seducing the Phantom Camera

This is a great way to test the Phantom HD camera! It does go on a bit but who’s going to complain about looking at this fine lady. The lesson to be learned here is: choose your subject matter carefully. Let’s just hope that is definitely just water coming (ahem) down on her.

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Snowboard Slam Dunk FTW!

Here’s the latest event at the Vancouver Winter Olympics, ‘Snowbasketboard’! Catchy name, huh? Look in awe as they fly majestically through the air slam dunking the powdery white stuff with the ease that only a true professional can muster!

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Suicide Girls Roll A Spliff

The Suicide Girls show us how to roll a joint; in case any of you hadn’t yet acquired this essential life skill. If you haven’t then shame on you, you need a grounding in the classics – start with Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke.
Make sure you watch this clip in the workplace with [...]

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Gimmebackmason – Swede Mason

Me, you. Gary Sinise. And Mel, sugartits. Mr Gibson looks mighty angry in this clip, like he’s just snorted a bottle of tequila and read a bad review of Apocalypto – well, he did misrepresent the Mayans. Ah well, this has got a nifty beat. Money. Son. Money. Lasers.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Cobra Commander Wins The Internet

If you’ve ever dipped your toe into the murky world of Chat Roulette you’ll know just how random it can be, but you’ll probably just going to be chatting to some sad case in their bedroom. If you’re very lucky you might get an 80s icon!…………Cobra Commander FTW!!!

Monday, February 8th, 2010

LOST! Opening Credits (1967)

Namaste! It’s the opening credits of Lost seen through a kaleidoscope of swinging 60s campness; all that’s missing is some “KA-POWs”, a few “”KER-PLOPs” and a “FLRBBBBB!”. And maybe Adam West and Burt Ward “climbing” a wall. If only.

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Jamal Trick Tips Tornado Spin – WTF?

It’s Jamal Smith ladies and gentlemen, the world’s most awesome skateboarder. Not only is he a badass on the board but he’s also a philosopher, poet, raconteur and cultural nutritionist. Gadda da mean? Fo sho ya gadda da mean! Yeh, yeh.

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Wes Anderson Spider-Man

What if idiosyncratic filmmaker Wes Anderson made the new webslinger movie? It might look a little bit like this parody by Jeff Loveness. Would Bill Murray play Aunt May? Now that I would pay good money to see.

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Page Rank Rap – WURD!

“Wanna get listed, but not get fisted?”…F#ck it, i can’t rap or meta-tag for shizzle, it’s best left to the experts! Here’s another SEO Rapper video (are you telling me there are more – WTF?)….talking about links and how they increase your page rank – RESPECT Mammyjabba!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Billie Jean: Literal Video Version

Dunno about you but I can’t get enough of these literal videos, proper LMAO-stuff. Here’s one featuring one of the King of Pop’s(TM) greatest songs, this video has been crying out for this, and now it gets the treatment it so richly deserves. But it doesn’t explain his magical illuminating foot wear (I still want [...]

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Space Shuttle Destroyed – OMFG!!!

Stop your grinning & drop your linen & just remember that in space NO ONE can hear you scream! Don’t panic it’s shopped! It is filmed as if from another shuttle or space station & created using Photoshopped pictures of real shuttles & then put into motion in After Effects. Kinda f#cking spooky!