Entries Tagged as 'funny'

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Vulva Original

Well here it is, we can all stop sniffing women’s underwear we’ve stolen from the lockers in the female changing rooms at the local gym. Or is that just me? Instead buy a bottle of this, the “erotic vaginal scent of a desirable woman”. It’s a combination of “urine, sweat, and female arousal”. M’mmm, that [...]

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Sassy Gay Friend: Romeo & Juliet

Romeo, Romeo those tights clash with Juliet’s embroidered kirtle, you philistine! The Sassy Gay Friend is back to tell Juliet she’s being a stupid bitch and what a slut is for sleeping with Romeo – in a friendly way. With Romeo dead she can now go and screw who she wants!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Trailer For Every Oscar-Winning Movie Ever

Witty caption that introduces the video that’s both entertaining and informative. Or alternatively insulting, obtuse or derogatory. Please insert comment below denouncing or expressing admiration for video, preferably using “LOL” or the words “fuck” or “awesome”.

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Sassy Gay Friend: Hamlet

Oh no she dee-ant, you go girl, blah, blah, blah. If only Ophelia, from Hamlet, had a sassy gay friend to talk her round, tell her that the Prince of Denmark just was not worth it girlfriend. And to keep her head on the ground and out of water. If you’re having man troubles, just [...]

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Kesha – Tik Tok parody(Go cops)

Kesha, she’s so cool, what with her don’t-give-a-fuck attitude, the likes of which has never before been seen on this earth. She’s such a rebel, like, whatever! But even she isn’t as cool as this parody.
Cops, bitches!

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Black Dude Empties Gun In Traffic Jam – WTF!?!

Being stuck on the freeway is enough to make you see red but this guy scares the crap outta me – Not only is it obvious he’s suffering from some sort of Tom Hanks ‘Wilson – Castaway’ complex, but he’s also driving with one hand and not paying much attention to the road as he [...]

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Susan Boyle – Made In Japan

A Japanese piss-take of Susan Boyle – they’ve got the ugly gormless gremlin-turd that’s just crawled out of Gollum’s ass-crack down to a tee. This video will give you your WTF fix for the day – and the fact that I have no idea what the fuck they’re saying makes it even more enjoyable.

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

I herd you liek Mooninites?

Everyone can relax, the queen /b/ is back. Hooray! Although this is just a remix of her original stuff it doesn’t stop it from being fucking awesome. In fact it’s far less annoying than her original vids, if only they were all as funky as this. Break it down.

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Sex Sells!

If you’ve got an uninspiring product and an advertising team that could’t sell suncream to a ginger then there’s only one thing left to do. Spray your product liberally all over the ample rack of a hot chick, preferably in slow motion. As an epilogue, the end shot is RIGHT on the money – LMAO!

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

Sexual Harassment – WTF Is Your Problem?

Just a helpful little tip – NEVER hang out by the photocopier. What are these people moaning about? Sexual harassment is the greatest thing ever invented. The chicks in the my office throw themselves at me all day, it’s brilliant! Now go make me a sammich you sexy biatch!

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Hitler Makes A YouTube Video

This is a new idea, using that clip from the movie Downfall and putting some hilarious subtitles over it that have nothing to do with the actual dialogue in the movie. How about that? I’m kidding, it’s obviously been done a million times before. But this one is meta, it’s Hitler talking about someone nicking [...]

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Ken Korda Reviews Baby Baby Baby by Joss Stone

It’s something we’ve all been waiting a long time for, no doubt. The man on the front line of culture, Ken Korda, takes a critical look at Joss Stone’s video. The video itself makes no sense, so hooray to Ken for bringing us an atom of understanding in the cultural void that is this video.

Monday, February 15th, 2010

NASA Scientists Plan To Approach Girl By 2018

You have to admire the courage of NASA astronauts, ‘To boldly go where no nerd has gone before!’ The team of scientists says the $19 million dollar mission will put them in direct contact with a woman by 2018. It’s a dangerous venture that could easily end in FAIL!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

57 Seconds of Abuse

Day going too well? Not been screamed at on the commute to work? Then fear not, just watch this and you’ll feel humiliated, abused and pathetic. This guy’s not quite the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, but it’ll do, you filthy maggots. Now sound off like you got a pair!

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Flood Road Cross FAIL

We gotta find out who this chick is and where she lives, and send her a cheque for $10 to thank her for enduring such a shitty day. Because boy is she making all of us laugh.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Gimmebackmason – Swede Mason

Me, you. Gary Sinise. And Mel, sugartits. Mr Gibson looks mighty angry in this clip, like he’s just snorted a bottle of tequila and read a bad review of Apocalypto – well, he did misrepresent the Mayans. Ah well, this has got a nifty beat. Money. Son. Money. Lasers.

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Cobra Commander Wins The Internet

If you’ve ever dipped your toe into the murky world of Chat Roulette you’ll know just how random it can be, but you’ll probably just going to be chatting to some sad case in their bedroom. If you’re very lucky you might get an 80s icon!…………Cobra Commander FTW!!!

Monday, February 8th, 2010

LOST! Opening Credits (1967)

Namaste! It’s the opening credits of Lost seen through a kaleidoscope of swinging 60s campness; all that’s missing is some “KA-POWs”, a few “”KER-PLOPs” and a “FLRBBBBB!”. And maybe Adam West and Burt Ward “climbing” a wall. If only.

Monday, February 8th, 2010

Jamal Trick Tips Tornado Spin – WTF?

It’s Jamal Smith ladies and gentlemen, the world’s most awesome skateboarder. Not only is he a badass on the board but he’s also a philosopher, poet, raconteur and cultural nutritionist. Gadda da mean? Fo sho ya gadda da mean! Yeh, yeh.

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Wes Anderson Spider-Man

What if idiosyncratic filmmaker Wes Anderson made the new webslinger movie? It might look a little bit like this parody by Jeff Loveness. Would Bill Murray play Aunt May? Now that I would pay good money to see.

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Billie Jean: Literal Video Version

Dunno about you but I can’t get enough of these literal videos, proper LMAO-stuff. Here’s one featuring one of the King of Pop’s(TM) greatest songs, this video has been crying out for this, and now it gets the treatment it so richly deserves. But it doesn’t explain his magical illuminating foot wear (I still want [...]

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Worker Looking At Nude Photos

It’s NSFW but does this Macquarie Bank worker care? Nah. In all fairness it’s something I’m sure many of us do, but we get away with it because we don’t have a news crew filming us. It just proves what we all already knew, bankers are a bunch of wankers.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Live Webcast FAIL

I kinda feel sorry for Brad, he has the virtual world at his fingertips, eagerly awaiting his next spellbinding webcast and you can almost smell the leet hormone getting ready to do its work – THEN….the gods of the internet decide that Brad is destined for the fate of n00b….the result is magical….”OH GOD, I [...]

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

When Megan Met Michael – WTF!?!

Michael Caine, the most powerful man on the planet, just one long stare from him can reduce beautiful women to post-orgasm quivering jellies, it’s TRUE! In this scene Sir Michael demonstrates the power of his glare to a young Meg Ryan at a certain New York Deli – Be afraid, VERY afraid!

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

The New Apple I-Pad!?

It is a mystery to everyone what the new ipad can really do, obviously it has some crazy new features what we will all want in our lives, but this goes to explain a little of what we can look forward to. So throw your Maxipads away asap.

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Too Soon?

One man’s humor is another man’s horror – There’s NO accounting for some peoples tastes :/

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Katt Williams Weed Remix

Featuring one f#cked up DJ Steve Porter – One good thing about the recession? Plenty more time to sit at home and smoke weed. If you’re jobless, throw that spliff in the air and wave it like you just don’t care! If you can be bothered that is.

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Mario’s Sex Tape

Here’s Mario and Princess Peaches getting it on, it’s kind of NSFW. It’s probably the last sex tape in the gaming world you would expect to surface…….but WAIT! Don’t be disturbed, just look at the facts: Mario’s a plumber, and he has a porn star moustache – this tape was inevitable.

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Floor Press 70kg x13powt!

You can’t help getting the feeling that something is going to happen, right? Other than some wimpy dork lifting weights. Will his arm snap like a popsicle stick? Will his grip slip causing the barbell to come crashing down on his throat? You don’t have a dog in hell’s chance of knowing what cums next [...]

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

DJO – Stuff We Found in the Dryer

The DJO guys are back with more random dialoge to insert seamlessly into the mouths of various celebrities. As well as the obligatory Star Trek remixes they’ve also included reimagined versions of The Hills and Hillary and Al Gore speeches!