This little girl will go a very long way in life. She will overcome many obstacles and achieve everything she sets out to achieve. She will accumulate more stuff than her peers and therefore be happier and they shall envy her and wish they had her stuff, but she will scoff and pretend she cares [...]

Old movies are pretty fucking dull. Nothing happens and it happens very slowly. People were a lot stupider then and couldn’t keep up. Luckily someone has found a way of making old shit funny for smart modern people.

This is almost the perfect way to travel - the one teensy downside is you don’t get very far because you die tangled in a scorching mangled twisted metal mess. And people you never much liked anyway shake their heads in pretend sorry and say things like “well he was always and complete fucking [...]

It’s Independence Day across the pond, and to celebrate this some superannuated old fart has made a sorry little film of his anti-British rant, conveniently forgetting that if it wasn’t for us he would not exist and whoever was in his place would be speaking French or, worse, German and that revealing the massive chip he [...]

A promo from some amazing new band. These guys are going to be bigger than Alphabeat. Check out the lyrics. Amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing dude!

Bla bla bla women drivers bla bla bla can’t drive for shit bla bla bla shouldn’t be allowed behind the wheel bla bla. For pity’s sake, its 2008, are we still having this tired old conversation? Why can’t women just fucking learn to drive and end this once and for all. Because they really do [...]

There are only three variables that make this behaviour possible: sudden death, alcohol or rage. or a combination of any of the three. Or, far more intriguingly, the vehicle in question could be being driven by a goat that thinks it knows how to drive. That would look good on the police report: “here’s my [...]

The world is a dark, brutal, nasty place in which we live short dark brutal nasty and largely pointless lives. Luckily, every so often, proof of a higher plane of existence flashes fleetingly in front of us and shapes some sort of tangible meaning  - shining a light into the murky darkness. This video is [...]

This is kind of different: not only do you watch a video on the Internet, but the Internet watches back… Which is fine, except if it starts happening on a regular basis. There are too many people doing too many unspeakable things in front of their computers for the web to start watching. It would [...]

What is the difference between a fucktard and a fucking fucktard? It is a very difficult thing to quantify, as academics the world over have spent their entire careers finding out.  But somehow this clip provides the answer. A fucktard would stop after hurting himself once, but a fucking fucktard just has to go all [...]

When Brits say she’s a spinner, they mean she’s deranged, unstable, prone to viciousness, hormonal, and not to be fucked with under any circumstance, however attractive she may be. A chick, basically.
This chick probably isn’t a spinner. In fact she looks pretty fucking cool.

Michael O’Leary, blunt talking, foul mouthed, confrontational CEO of implausibly bad budget airline Ryanair explains that his business class air-hostesses will go beyond mild flirtation, to orally induced happy finishes. This is good news as long haul flights are very boring and blow jobs a re a very effective way to combat boredom.

Billed as a banned IKEA commercial, presumably to garner more views on YouTube, this turns out to be a fairly sympathetic documentary about the fun-loving ways of rural Swedish peasants. Very interesting and highly recommended.

Why is pizza so fucking good? It’s just cheese on toast with some tinned tomato shit added on. How can something that simple actually contain the taste of everything that is holy in this world? And while we’re on the subject, how can Domino’s (in the UK at any rate) take something that should be [...]

So Homo Sapiens is superior to the animals apparently. We are blessed with consciousness and free will. Unlike the witless sheep in the field, governed by instinct alone, God put us on the planet and gave us purpose. ‘Fraid not religious peeps, we’re just fucking talking dancing monkeys with a powerful herding instinct.

A mediocre scene with two mediocre actors out of a mediocre film, made brilliant by swearing. Swearing is so cool and funny it hurts, and by cool, I mean totally sweet. The lesson here is that nothing is so shit it can’t be made brilliant by the word FUCK. Including Martin Scorsese.

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If you are interested in good quality bad quality videos of people getting hurt or pwned or pranking their GFs or pictures of babes with little to nothing on then you probably visit Break daily. It’s YouTube for intelligent, discerning people who don’t like to have to wade through piles of shit to get [...]

This is just awesome. For a start getting David Byrne and Dizzy Rascal on the same cut is a genius idea, but the promo tops it with a 6 ton cherry. Mmmmmmmmmmm 6 ton cherry.

This is is like pornography for middle class people. Watch and laugh at the blissful sight of a cretinous pikey fucking chav who you’d ordinarily be terrified of thanks to his penchant for mindless and random violence getting badly injured by his own genetically coded sub-primal vandalism instincts.

When the Dutch start fucking around with science the results can be scary, as anyone who has ever smoked hydroponically-grown Skunk buds in Amsterdam can testify. So the lab frog who they picked to be levitated by magnetic fields must have been frankly terrified of being dashed to death by malfunctioning magnets. However, quite apart [...]

This is one pretty cool dog. Let’s assume that, like most mammals, it doesn’t understand the concept of g-force or zero gravity, and that it doesn’t really get what flying is all about. So next thing it knows its floating around in some tiny plane. How would you expect it to react? How would you [...]

A brilliant little movie by Don Hertzfeldt, evidently borne of bitter experience. Deeply cynical and very funny, anyone who has ever come within 6 feet of modern western woman will know exactly what he is on about. You have to hand it to modern women though: they may be uptight, hysterical, brittle, bitter, fickle, demanding, [...]

Some people would argue that the best place for all cats would be outer space. For a start, in outer space, no one can hear you screech annoyingly at 4 in the morning whilst on heat. Plus, if this is how stupid one cat looks in zero gravity, imagine how funny a few hundred thousand [...]

This has been around for a while but its the fucking money. If simple everyday tasks could be accomplished with shoulder mounted rocket launchers the world would be a much cooler place, albeit with far fewer human beings in it.

A pretty funny ad, which for some reason is doing the rounds with no sound. The general idea is that due to clumsy handling of Bud Lite, a young man finds himself in a compromising situation of a vaguely sexual nature when his young lady returns to their abode with her mother. The intriguing question [...]

The link between cars and sex is as old as, well, cars. Almost any facet of the mechanics or the act of driving a car can be rendered smutty. It’s not subtle humour, but it is funny, especially when there’s a militant feminist within earshot. For some reason they get upset at the car/woman comparisons.

This ad would be far more appropriate for a hangover cure like Alka-Seltzer. Why can’t the after effects of alcohol feel more like the feeling you get after your 3rd glass of spirits? That feeling that nothing can possibly go wrong, that you won’t really wake up feeling like shit because tomorrow doesn’t actually exist. [...]

A pretty funky ad from one of the most annoying retail outlets in the world. For some reason, your brain short-circuits the minute you walk through the doors. Going into a Blockbuster and wandering around, unable to make any decisions, becoming increasingly imbecilised and panic-stricken, is akin to traveling the seventh circle of hell. Doing [...]

A nicely made and pretty funny ad based on the truism that men think that women can’t drive but that actually women can drive better than men. The problem with this truism is that it is infacta lie-ism. It doesn’t matter how many motor insurance company surveys claim that women have less accident than men, [...]