If you’ve seen Toy Story 3 you’ll know it ends with a scene where the toys are about to meet their fiery doom but that they are magically rescued by a deus ex machina. If you haven’t seen it you know now. This woman’s kids edited the movie so the toys don’t get rescued and instead the film ends in a much darker way. With everyone dying.
Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
September has been a bitch of a month, as this compilation can attest to. Speedboat crashes, buildings not doing what they’re told when they’re meant to crumble and die, so let’s all look back with slight relief that this month of fail is behind us and we can all look to the future and look forward to October’s fails not being quite so harsh.
Bad news, entrepreneurial fans of Breaking Bad, the hit AMC series about a middle-aged chemistry teacher turned drug kingpin: you cannot actually learn to cook crystal meth by watching the show. “They deliberately put in faulty steps. They’ll start with one method of synthesizing methamphetamine but then switch to another,†says Donna Nelson, professor of chemistry at the University of Oklahoma.
SHHHH, you mustn’t tell. There’s nothing in this world more realistic than adverts for perfume and after shave, they manage to capture the day-to-day lives of all of us in a universal truth kind of thing. Or maybe they do the complete opposite, it’s hard to remember. Well this is the new fragrance from, well, from someone and it’s shhhh, you can’t say…
What a difficult situation this is, you have Morgan Freeman coming to hunt and kill you but it’s Morgan Freeman with his soft, lovely, listenable voice, so how can you be terrified or even fight back? But he’s come to kill you. But he’s Morgan Freeman. But he’s come to kill you. But he’s Morgan Freeman. Arrrrrrrgh!
Tropfest is the world’s largest short film festival that you’ve probably never heard of, but don’t let that put you off. There’s loads of festivals you’ve probably never heard of. Like, well, like loads. Anyway, this is a finalist in their competition and it’s pretty violent and there’s lots of blood and a couple in bed, the result of a drunken one-night-stand, so you’ll probably like it.
You’ve probably not been exposed to very many PSY videos over the last few weeks and have no idea who he is, because the internet seems not to have picked up on the popularity of Gangnam Style. It’s the internet’s loss, however it has managed to scrape together one video about the Korean star and this is it. So sit back and enjoy the one and only video on the entire internet about PSY’s smash hit song “Gangnam Style”.
Jeez, this is kinda mean. This 4 year old kid adores his toy train which he’s even named “Stanley”. So what does dad do, he sends it off to space in a weather balloon. My god, the kid must’ve been distraught, he probably thought he’d never see his precious Stanley ever again. It’s disgraceful, some people just shouldn’t have kids if they don’t know how to look after them. Very sweet and shareable, if i was a betting man i’d say this will be ‘the’ next big video over the next week.
For most of us a night out on the town invokes imagery of fun and frolics and the potential of hooking up with a member of the opposite sex. For Misery Bear it means misery as his attempts at mating are in vain and he ends up puking in the street with only a kebab and a late-night dial-a-date to keep him company. Sound familiar?
The lesson to be learned from this short animation is that butterflies are evil and if you see one, it probably means your day is about to get much more interesting. And by interesting that means total carnage as a chain of events are set off that result in a giant explosion and a school bus getting friendly with the interior of your bedroom.
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