The only cool thing about an asteroid hurtling towards earth to kill us all would be the fact that we might be able to send Bruce Willis and Steve Buscemi into space to blow the shit out of it. Failing that, Neil deGrasse Tyson might be able to send his brain waves up to destroy it. Personally i’d feel safer with Bruce on the case.
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Russia, their government may be trading in fear and abuse of human rights, but the people make it a country of infinite strangeness and fascination. If you didn’t know that then you must be new to the internet, if so catch up by watching this. For the rest, a reminder of what makes Russia so awesome.
Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
In the internet age we’ve all got the attention spans of a flea, even though for all we know a flea might have the concentration of a chess grandmaster. Anyway, watching an entire feature film can be a bit of an effort, so hooray for the 5 second film, which is much easier on the… oh! A dog with a fluffy tail!
LOL! It’s a Star Wars animated comedy, Star Wars the sitcom if you will which looks at the daily life in a galaxy far, far away. But forget about galactic battles, this is all about the ordinary folk. But it doesn’t mean there won’t famous bounty hunters, crazed Ewoks, and a Dark Lord of the Sith.
Arnie and Sly may be the tough guys of 1980s cinema, but they’ve got nothing on the heroism of Buzz and Woody, those two have taken on much more than just a couple of tough guys and some explosions. They’ve taken on humanity itself. So behold and marvel at this expendable Pixar mashup.
The films Finding Nemo and Taken get mashed up into this story about a bunch of crims who kidnap the wrong fish. Because nobody messes with Liam Neeson’s supper, but if the guys who took his fresh fish dinner let it go right now, that’ll be the end of it. He will not look for them, he will not pursue them. But if they don’t, he will look for them, he will find them, and he will kill them (and Nemo so he can cook it). Nom.
Everybody likes a bit of Guns ‘n Roses, not too much mind, but just enough to get you reminiscing about the good old days when you wore a leather jacket and thought you were Axl Rose. But when it’s an appalling Guns ‘n Roses cover that makes your eyes bleed and your brain hurt, then nobody really likes, or needs, it.
Todd Akin’s comments about rape are just about the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said. Not sure what biologist he’s getting his information from but they’re definitely not from this planet. But, while it’s depressing hearing Atkin open his mouth, the internet can restore your faith with this little ditty that clarifies legitimate rape for us all.
Here’s another delicious dose of pictographic internet hilarity to help round out your week. Specially designed for the lazy web surfer, this gallery can be browsed using just your scroll wheel finger; simply scroll down, lol, then scroll down some more. Couldn’t be simpler!
Danny MacAskill journeys on his bike from Edinburgh back to his hometown Dunvegan, on the Isle of Skye, in the process clocking up over 22 million hits on YouTube. Watch and marvel at this skillz and then ponder why your own life is awash in failure and grazed knees whenever you try to do anything like this.
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