And you thought you’d got away with not having to see or hear more of Rebecca Black after last week’s barrage. Well, tough luck because as it’s Friday you get to sing along, badly and out of synch, to this version which is, just like the title says, interpreted by a bad lip reader. So it’s all about pleasant Nazis, thawed chicken, and gang fights. Which actually makes for a much better song than the original, with the lyrics being far superior. In fact, this song ROCKS!!!
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How would you react to something like this happening to you as your strolled down the street minding your own? Suddenly the hedge or stack of bin bags you were casually strolling past that looked so innocent and harmless come to life and start attacking you. Probably the only reason he’s avoided being shot is he breakdances. No one shoots a breakdancing ninja.
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People think that right-wing fascist scum are out there with their prejudices walking boldly down the street screaming abuse at anyone who’s not an Aryan pure bred. But, has anyone thought about their feelings? About their bigoted, racist feelings? It’s not all hate and violence and rancid attitudes to your fellow human being, they can get lonely being rotten filth full of hostility. Pity them.
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YAY! I get to have a lightsaber fight with Ashens….But first: Technology, people think it’s doing us good. But it’s not, it’s doing us bad. Before you know it we won’t be able to take a shit without the aid of an iPhone app telling us how to squat and open our bowels. So it’s time to eat your smartphone, smash up your Twitter account, burn your Facebook and start handwriting your comments. At least according to these guys, but then they can’t even beat Wesbo in a lightsaber duel, so what the hell do they know?
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The YouTube mash-up maestro who knows how to turn a bunch of strangers who’ve uploaded performances to the site into the greatest band that never was, is back in the room with his latest effort. It’s got a soulful singer, a French horn, a saxamaphone, cello, Native American flute, but no kitchen sink. Which is a shame.
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This ageless being, according to a legend whispered across the earth in the voice of Anthony Hopkins, has been in every film and TV show ever recorded since cavemen first filmed each over with cameras made from rocks and water. And here’s a few examples of his chubby self appearing in some popular shows and films. He is boundless, he is without form (unless a camera’s on him), he is omnipresent! He is Chubby Extra Boy. Mind. F*cked.
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What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person, she says right at the beginning. And you know when someone starts a sentence, let along a bigoted monologue, with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be racist/sexist/idiotic. So, let’s get out that sweeping judgement and cast it over every Asian ever, yeah? Witness the birth of the next Sarah Palin (and the inevitable video-comebacks). The. Horror.
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What you’re witnessing here is 7 seconds on a station platform, seen through the window of a high-speed train, in slow-motion. All those moments frozen in time, captured, unlike tear drops in the rain. Unusually a band seems to have set up camp on the platform along with masked people and a woman in her underwear. Not your average commuting crowd then.
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It’s been a whole week and not one video from Charlie Sheen. WTF!? Should we be organizing some sort of candlelight vigil on Twitter or something? But his ‘winning’ attitude does seem to have had an effect on some people in good and ‘bad’ ways, from Casey Heynes to Rebecca Black. We live and learn people…
- Bullying Victim Casey Heynes – From zero to hero.
- The Original – Bullied Kid Fights Back. Video.
- Bullied Kid Fights Back – The video game.
- Rebecca Black Death Metal ‘It’s Friday’ version – Awesome!
- The Girl In Pink Speaks – The awkward dancer in the “Friday†video
- Unplugged – Rebecca Black performs an AutoTune-less version :(
- They’re Raving, They’re Raving – Totally Unrelated.. Just bloody funny!
Professor Cox, renowned drug fiend explores the cosmos. How? Not because he’s a particle physicist, a Royal Society University Research Fellow and a professor at the University of Manchester. Hell no, that pales into insignificance when it comes to getting crazy on mescaline and astral projecting through space-time. Science has got nothing on psychedelics.
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You know what day it is, right? It’s Fridaaaaaay! It’s Rebecca Black day, the day she loves soooo much she has to mention it like a thousand zillion times in a pop song that manages to cover every annoying, soul-destroying teen pop slop cliché in the glittery pop sparkle book of cack. The only saving grace is the internet has stepped up and rinsed the shit out of her with some versions of its own. Behold…
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