What is it with scientific experiments going horribly, horribly wrong? Keeps happening, all the time. Is it the same mad professors doing it? Shouldn’t they be struck off? Just take this video, one system failure and that’s it, the world is in jeopardy and giant monsters start attacking. When will they learn.
Looks like a lot of people hurt themselves last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things. The question to ask now is, will December be able to come up with the goods and beat it? What with all the ice and snow, here’s hoping.
It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor. Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to the beer company SABMiller dodging taxes in India and African and depriving them of aid. So it’s time to get all hysterical and start screaming “Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children!!”.
If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really. Ecstasy is a helluva drug, and performing moves like this in a public swimming pool whilst pulling your bikini out of your buttcrack as a dance move? Well, that takes talent. And lots of it.
Toast, who doesn’t like it? These guys liked it so much they made a video using 215 loaves of the stuff. They stole the bread, that magically turned into toast somehow, stole it from starving orphans from all the war-torn countries of the world. Then they forced them to watch this video while laughing manically. Maybe. Neat vid btw.
Do you know what it takes to become a Victoria’s Secret Angel? It’s like a contest for ninja-warrior-Olympian-Mensa-Illuminati. It’s that difficult, so when you see a bunch of sensuous super beings shamelessly miming badly in their underwear to a Katy Perry track, there’s only one thing you can do. Be grateful.
There are many drunken pranks you can play on your passed out friend. The classic draw all over their face — giant penises & gay slurs a must. Or there’s the Buckaroo, piling them with furniture, pets, books, knives, urine. Or you could stimulate their GREATEST fear of being buried alive, sending them into a mega-freak out so they smash their face on the ground. Yep, that’s the one. After all, what are friends for?
For some people throwing a hat is a matter of getting home from a hard day’s slacking and chucking the hat away as you slump on the couch. Who cares where it lands? Not these guys though. For them it’s a matter of pride. They throw hats in the garden, hats in the hallway, they throw hats everywhere. Good skills, but how many caps had to die so they could indulge this whimsy? PETH will be hearing about this.
The Hawaii dudes who brought you Chain Surfing Extreme are back with a new set. When you’ve surfed pretty much every surface on this giant surfboard of a planet — sea, sand, grass, snow, concrete — where do you go next? Well, you surf chain of course, which is fine, and not dangerous in the slightest. Just make sure the chain isn’t attached to a mechanical saw, because then you might lose a few toes. Then after you chain surf, try chain smoking.
This is quite simply brilliant. Michael Bay’s version would’ve been particularly amazing, Mark Zuckerberg inventing Facebook on Alcatraz Island to save the internet from exploding and releasing a bunch of mercenary robots who will take over the world and sell our information to corporations. Cue slow-mo and thundering music.
A great ad for, of all things, milk. Despite watching several I’m still not convinced milk helps you stand up better, but nor do I care one f#cking button. It’s people falling over like spastics and it’s hilarious, especially the fat running idiot who just won’t pay attention to signs from God, even when they hurt. And the music is emphatically not the Beatles. it’s Herman’s Who?mits.
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