Car Wars

Women who judge men on the basis of what car they drive are by far the best sort. All the others, who get hung up on rubbish like how nice men are, or how intelligent or funny, require a huge amount of effort if you’re ever to get into their knickers. Which is a pain. Much easier (and more fun) to just buy a nice car, and then you get to drive it, and get laid by women who don’t give a shit about you and therefore tend not to hang around afterwards nagging and hoping you’ll propose to them.

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