The Hawaii dudes who brought you Chain Surfing Extreme are back with a new set. When you’ve surfed pretty much every surface on this giant surfboard of a planet — sea, sand, grass, snow, concrete — where do you go next? Well, you surf chain of course, which is fine, and not dangerous in the [...]

This is quite simply brilliant. Michael Bay’s version would’ve been particularly amazing, Mark Zuckerberg inventing Facebook on Alcatraz Island to save the internet from exploding and releasing a bunch of mercenary robots who will take over the world and sell our information to corporations. Cue slow-mo and thundering music.

A great ad for, of all things, milk. Despite watching several I’m still not convinced milk helps you stand up better, but nor do I care one f#cking button. It’s people falling over like spastics and it’s hilarious, especially the fat running idiot who just won’t pay attention to signs from God, even when they [...]

Hawt workouts are great, hawt workouts are great. Sorry, you don’t need to be told that twice. If exercise was more like this the world wouldn’t be full of obese Snorlaxes shuffling their wobbly hides from KFC to McDonald’s like a bunch of whales with feet. The government really needs to look into making exercise [...]

Some shocking news in this second installment, poor Chorus Guy. But the rest of the collective are keeping it real with their raps about bees and polite Canadian guy letting us know what it’s all aboot. And MC Doesn’t Know How To Pluralise is showing the world what he’s all about with these sick rhyme. [...]

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

If only this happened at every town, that would sure be an effective way to draw in the crowds. Forget a country fair or the circus being in town, what would really bring people from across the country is to say you have a woman walking around asking strange men to touch her breasts. I [...]

So what’s wrong with a post-coital bong? Nothing, nothing at all. Combine both these earthly pleasures and you’ll feel even better. It’s simple mathematics. If one pleasure is enjoyable, then adding two of the most pleasurable activities on this earth together can only result in something even better. Amirite?

When 4chan get involved in a Flash Mob, then you know you’re done for. Best thing to do is to retreat into digital form and hide out in the internets until they’ve gone. This is why, apart from Flash Mobs being particularly retarded, we should assign them to the bin of history. Don’t you dare [...]

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton or as they’re collectively known: Tyler Durden, sing that old blues standard, the classic “Penor Song”. Muddy Waters used to tour this little number and I believe it’s what inspired Eric Clapton to write his classic track, “The Man With Two Penises”. Fight Club, was the most significant piece of [...]

The only positive, moving forward, that you can take from some cringe worthy corporate retreat is watching your boss get pummeled in the face with a paintball gun. Although extreme versions like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, could have their ‘positives’, just make sure your boss and douchebaggery colleagues retreat all [...]