It’s nearing the festive holidays, so that means some fat guy with a beard telling us to go f#ck ourselves. And he’s not even Santa. This is always my favourite part of the season of goodwill, when somebody sings abuse at you for not liking stuff. And it’s a time to reflect on how selfish [...]

You’ve not seen anything until you’ve seen a giant-moobed man-flab lurching towards you in slow motion like a wobbling mass of fat. It’ll really set your day on fire, give you that boost you needed to carry you through the afternoon and into the evening, where you can start skulling beers with the best of [...]

Erm, OK. Not quite sure what this is all about. A ninja walks into a bedroom, brutally slays two teenagers then starts getting his groove on with a couple of his ninja bros. It must make sense to somebody, maybe somebody strung out on horse tranquillisers. Yeah, that’s what we’re missing. Somebody go get some [...]

What is it with scientific experiments going horribly, horribly wrong? Keeps happening, all the time. Is it the same mad professors doing it? Shouldn’t they be struck off? Just take this video, one system failure and that’s it, the world is in jeopardy and giant monsters start attacking. When will they learn.

Looks like a lot of people hurt themselves last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things. The question to ask now is, will December be able to come up with the goods [...]

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” – In case you weren’t aware, that beer you’re guzzling every chance you get–well, if it’s either Grolsch, Peroni or Miller–is doing damage to the world’s poor. Another instance of the first world ripping off the third that basically amounts to [...]

If you’ve spent your entire teenage years getting ripped to the eyeballs on MDMA powder in Ibiza while mainlining whiskey into your ears, then this sort of behaviour just goes with the territory really. Ecstasy is a helluva drug, and performing moves like this in a public swimming pool whilst pulling your bikini out of [...]

Toast, who doesn’t like it? These guys liked it so much they made a video using 215 loaves of the stuff. They stole the bread, that magically turned into toast somehow, stole it from starving orphans from all the war-torn countries of the world. Then they forced them to watch this video while laughing manically. [...]

Do you know what it takes to become a Victoria’s Secret Angel? It’s like a contest for ninja-warrior-Olympian-Mensa-Illuminati. It’s that difficult, so when you see a bunch of sensuous super beings shamelessly miming badly in their underwear to a Katy Perry track, there’s only one thing you can do. Be grateful.

There are many drunken pranks you can play on your passed out friend. The classic draw all over their face — giant penises & gay slurs a must. Or there’s the Buckaroo, piling them with furniture, pets, books, knives, urine. Or you could stimulate their GREATEST fear of being buried alive, sending them into a [...]

For some people throwing a hat is a matter of getting home from a hard day’s slacking and chucking the hat away as you slump on the couch. Who cares where it lands? Not these guys though. For them it’s a matter of pride. They throw hats in the garden, hats in the hallway, they [...]