It’s got Lego, it’s got video game characters, it’s got slow-mo. It’s got exploding head shots. What more could anyone possibly want from a video, or for that matter, from life in general. Not a great deal really. Maybe some hot Lego chicks in hot Lego underwear. Perfect.

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Anyway, enough groundbreaking news, at least now when you type “Lindsay Lohan sex tape” into Google you’ll get an answer that [...]

So, it now seems the iPad is the musical instrument du jour for the discerning pop star about town. And playing live? Forget using a stage, that was so 1998. Now it’s all about an impromptu gig at your local mobile phone retailer, preferably you have a friend who works there and can grant you [...]

This girl has got talent, real talent. The sort of talent that means she can down, not even that much coca-cola, just about a quarter of a glass, and then burp like a drunk builder. And she can also speak-burp — all of which means she’s a viral mega-lulz, no doubt ending up on Jay [...]

Pikeys: love ‘em or hate ‘em, you’ve got to know that they f#cking LOVE their horses, and do cracking weddings where everyone shows up drunk, rapidly gets much drunker, and goes from laughing and singing to shouting and insulting to fighting and stabbing in quick succession, punctuated only by brief respites in which they brag [...]

The modern ailments of constantly updating your Tumblr or tweeting about how you’re tweeting while conducting a Facebook quiz about what shade of orange you are, can be rather annoying. Even talking about how they’re rather annoying is rather annoying. So it’s a good job somebody had the decency to put it all into song.

Christmas global No.1? It’s got every thing a good festive single needs: terrible jumpers that are an abomination on fashion, a greasy-haired geek legend, spurned love and soppy lyrics, a cat, mistletoe, log fires, and an epic keytar solo. The internet can make it happen.

Ah the good gold days, when you’d tie an old piece of cord around the local neighbourhood girl’s waist and push her off the top of a decrepit block of flats, watching her fly through the air while her blood-curdling screams of terror bounce around off the other dilapidated buildings, risking her life for a [...]

A shameless way to promote their brand, it’s just fortunate for us that La Senza make underwear and not Spanx for fat chicks. So we get cute girls in their smalls lying down on beds saucily “oohing” and “aahing” while shots of their breasts and butts are intercut with the music. Just like on Christmas [...]

What came first, the shitty rave music or the drugs? The chicken dance or the egg? Who cares, both are awesome. So, you know, ring up Mental Dave and get some Little Men, 20 mitsubishis, jump in the motor and let’s gurn this weekend away. Whoop-whoop! That’s the sound of a Sunday come down. Slamming [...]

Whether you’re Spider-Man, Iron Man, Batman, Kick-Ass, Spartacus, or whoever. You always need an introduction, and how you go about that matters because it’s going to be the first impression you make on your audience, don’t want them to think you’re a major asshole, do you? Well, unless you are Major Asshole.