Death, in video games, not so much feared as tolerated. It’s an annoyance, its finality only temporary, a place where taking a flying dagger to the face, totalling a speeding motor vehicle, or exploding in the infinite coldness of space is no biggie. Immortality, via a continue or restart, is just a button click away. [...]

Your first thoughts will be why are these mime artists moving so slowly, have they slipped through a temporal wormhole into another reality where time …ticks …really …slowly? But there’s reason behind their snail-like incremental movements—and it’s not just to freak stoners out. It’s so you get to watch the world whizzing past them, a [...]

Guys in business suits dancing about like body-popping robots in slow-mo. That’s how you make a music video, and the guys who’ve made it have dedicated it to the grim devastation that was unleashed upon Japan a few weeks back. They talk philosophically about a dark night before the dawn or something. Let’s just hope [...]

Skateboarding is so Michael J. Fox circa 1985/55. It’s all about using live animals now, so go grab your pet, rip its paws off and replace them with some gnarly Bones STFs and then take to the streets and start busting some double flip ollie wing grinders on someone’s face. You will be so street [...]

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing. Replacing bullets with the much more painful thumbtacks, it’s so intense you could cut the atmos with a sharp pin, which they kind [...]

Sorry free world, but i’m right behind Hitler on this one! All this sickly vapid pop crap is not the Fuhrer’s favourite sort of music, so as you can imagine he’s pretty pissed at Rebecca Black. He could just about stand the abysmal horror of Justin Bieber’s giant shit on popular music but “Friday” is [...]

Yo. Word. Stack. Sh*t. F*ck. Verb. Reggie Watts keeps it satirical with his word down to rap music by deconstructing the hip-hop vernacular and lifestyle–it’s also a mofo badass song in itself. His power, like Samson, lies in his hair. Inside that afro lurks the wit of a thousand Saturday Night Live shows and the [...]

Forget the historical precedence of the Arab’s corrupt regimes falling under the weight of popular uprisings demanding democracy. Forget about the ecological damage that is being wrought upon the earth; forget about financial institutions bringing the world’s economy to the brink of collapse and remaining unrepentant; forget about Japan suffering at the hands of a [...]

No Charlie Sheen again, i’m beginning to get worried about him, he did make a very brief appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” and gave him a full-on-chubby kiss on the lips. – bi-polar, bi-winning & bi-sexual. WINNING! As for Rebecca Black, she is the NEW Charlie Sheen, with a new video appearing every day (especially [...]

And you thought you’d got away with not having to see or hear more of Rebecca Black after last week’s barrage. Well, tough luck because as it’s Friday you get to sing along, badly and out of synch, to this version which is, just like the title says, interpreted by a bad lip reader. So [...]

How would you react to something like this happening to you as your strolled down the street minding your own? Suddenly the hedge or stack of bin bags you were casually strolling past that looked so innocent and harmless come to life and start attacking you. Probably the only reason he’s avoided being shot is [...]