Entries from May 2011

Friday, May 20th, 2011

Ben Grove: Skateboarding Badass

This is Ben Grove, with a killer hangover, on the meanish streets of Manchester, surfing the curb on his board of power. Nothing can stop him, not even one of those barriers that cars have to stop in front of, such is his skateboarding skills even the concrete jungle bows down to his superior awesomeness. [...]

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Chick

The eternal dance between the sexes, the oldest tale in the world of boy meets girl, girl sucks boy’s eyeball, boy suffers. The allure of the femme, the duel between the two, the sucking of eyeballs, it happens the world over, every day, all day, and will continue to do so forever. Amen. And here [...]

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Scary Insect Found In North America

Holy f#cking giant bitey insects Batman! We showed a video of this insect a while back from deep within in the Amazonian jungles of South America and prayed it would stay put! Then it turned up in India and now some chick has had an encounter with one in the USA and the damn thing [...]

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Secret – Shy Boy

You’ve got some hot South Korean beauties? Check. You have an addictive catchy pop number that sticks in your head & beats humming Rebecca Black all day? Check. Looks like we’ve got a contender for pop song of the year. Thank God for the internet or this cute band may’ve passed us all by & [...]

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

24 Hours of Neon

Taking two of the internet’s favourite photo tricks — HDR and time-lapse — united together for a glitzy, disorientating spin round Las Vegas. Well, a spin around Las Vegas from his hotel balcony, but it still captures the chaos and madness that is the city in the desert. “We were somewhere around Barstow, on the [...]

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

People Are Awesome

Why are people awesome? Because they can balance themselves on a pedal-driven vehicle or plywood board with wheels attached and perform various tricks. Hell, they might even be able to balance on one of those things while on a ramp, which makes them truly amazing. They can also dive from really high up and jump [...]

Monday, May 16th, 2011

Don’t Do It in the Park (Real Kick Out by a Psycho)

“Don’t Do It in the Park!” – God! It really pisses this guy off when people snowboard in this park in Reno. And he will get really angry and weird if you start messing up the landscaping by boarding in the park. And strangely enough, his dick takes a beating when you do it too, [...]

Monday, May 16th, 2011

Top 50 Worst Video Game Voices

Meet ‘Game Boy’. This guy should head to L.A. and start his career in the hills of Hollywood. Here he face acts out the worst 50 video game voices from Resident Evil to Time Crisis and beyond. And, let’s be honest, it’s pretty amazing stuff. Even though he’s only face acting, he’s in perfect synch. [...]

Friday, May 13th, 2011

13 Bears And Marijuana

Do bears sh#t in the woods? No. They sit around and smoke dope! This one’ll get you through the infectious sound of her laughter, as this newsreader tries to deliver a story about a marijuana plantation that was guarded by 13 bears, a big dog, a Vietnamese pig and a raccoon. No wonder she couldn’t [...]

Friday, May 13th, 2011

Meltdown

If Jim Henson had given a shit about last night’s leftovers he may’ve had the heart to make something like this. Instead we get Fozzie Bear and it’s left to Dave Green to give the gift of life to a ham sandwich, some celery, spaghetti, mayo and all that other crap you have festering in [...]

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

Greatest Movie Sammiches

We all like eating sandwiches, because they are awesome. And it’s not just me, you, and Scooby Doo (and Raggy) — they like eating sandwiches in the movies too. You want proof? Well look no further than this supercut which has some of Hollywood’s finest (and Brendan Fraser) snacking away on two bits of bread [...]