Monday, August 8th, 2011

The “Don’t Blink” Cat

There is a myth of a cat, more terrifying than the tea party getting in to power, a cat who seems to glide through space-time like the laws of the universe were too base for it. It is a cat who defies any master who tries to control it. A cat they say was created [...]

Friday, August 5th, 2011

Skateboard Vision

Imagine being a skateboard, being slammed about on bars and concrete with two smelly feet in dirty old Vans standing on top of you all the time. What kind of a life is that? To make you think more about the traumatic life of a board, watch this video which is shot from the skateboard’s [...]

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

Romanian Popstars

There’s something about these two, something that gives them the X factor. Maybe it’s their matching bellies or the way that if you swapped their clothes around you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. They’re going to be big stars, maybe they could sit on Justin Bieber and do us all a favour.

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

Gold Surprise

This starts off way on the wrong side of freaky, featuring as it does a man dressed in a gold zentai suit rubbing himself like a kinky C-3PO. Then off that comes only to reveal what Shrek might look like if he got into the 1970s New York gay scene. What’s even more upsetting is [...]

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

Top Gun…or Top Plonker. You decide?

Reggie Yates. the man, the legend….the test pilot? It’s time for the Radio 1 DJ to take to the air and see if he is a man, mouse, or in desperate need of a sick bag. Will it blow his mind, or will he end up blowing chunks? So strap yourself in and witness the [...]

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

Elijah Wood – 7 Minutes in Heaven

Frodo climbs into the closet and reveals some of the weird kinky shit he’s into, also why he’s a tit man over a leg or butt man, discusses furries, and reads some exclusive material from the script of The Hobbit. So what we can take away from this in-depth interview? Basically that Frodo likes the [...]

Monday, August 1st, 2011

UFC Fighter Backflip Fail

In the ring, there are certain ways you can show an opponent what a badass you are, to psych them out and get them mentally against the ropes before you physically get them against them. And attempting to do a backflip and failing is not one of them. Really, it isn’t. Back to the day [...]

Monday, August 1st, 2011

Brothers In Arms – The Most Awkward Dying Request Ever

As a last man’s dying wish goes, this guy just doesn’t know when to stop. Looking after your son is one thing but living out your sexual fantasies is just a step too far. Brother or not, there are only so many things you can expect man to do. And f-ing your wife is not [...]

Friday, July 29th, 2011

Ukulele Billie Jean

On paper the idea sounds lamewad to the extremous: Billie Jean on a ukulele. But in practice James Hill here turns it into a slow beat piece of badass. And right after he’s finished his set, that ukulele in the top left hand corner’s going to get his mic turned on for 30mins of standup. [...]

Friday, July 29th, 2011

Honey Pie

What do you think? Is this luscious female form a babe, or what? She’s got all the right curves in all the right places, and she’s anatomically correct. What more could any red-bloodied man want, right? Well, kinda. There is one small issue, it really is only something minor (apart from the fact she’s certainly [...]

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Who Are the EDL?

What with the horror that happened in Norway, this once laughable bunch of racist thugs have been given a sinister edge. But just who the fuck are they? Well, with chants like “Who the f#ck is Alan(?)” and this insightful commentary you get to know just who these dickwads really are: Twats. With NO fashion [...]