It’s got dancing cats, it’s got Mario references. The problem with this video is that it’s too good. The 484-odd thousand people (and counting) who have viewed it so far are going to go off on a life-long crack binge and become those people whose face are all gums and their skeletal frames look like [...]

Sorry Rebecca, i know it’s your new single, but it’s this old dude’s moment, not yours. Grandpa so eloquently puts what so many of us have struggled to articulate. With verve, with succinct wit, with no top on, grandpa calls Rebecca Black a bitch, her mom a lesbian bitch and generally tells it like it [...]

Barf cup likes to barf. Its sole purpose on this earth is to constantly spew. And spew. And spew. So it’s like you after a heavy night out on the tiles, when you’ve eaten some monstrosity that barely warrants the name food and all that’s left to do is to empty the contents of your [...]

Reposted by popular demand — It doesn’t get any better than matrix chesticles. You can rely on Japanese anime to feature a heaving cleavage used to fire a weapon, zombies and gratuitous crotch shots with a bullet in slow motion. They’ve managed to get all that is awesome in a just over a minute of [...]

‘Oh baby, oh baby……..OH BABY!….Taste the frikking rainbow biatch!’ This guy might want to see a doctor. Because what’s coming out of his johnson isn’t normal. Maybe he’s eating too many Skittles or maybe he’s putting them in the wrong orifice, either way something is seriously wrong. Taste the rainbow, indeed.

You’re probably thinking: what next? A unicorn swimming with rainbow-coloured dolphins? But, it’s OK, they’ve not really discovered a mythical beast at the bottom of the ocean, it’s just a model in a mermaid wetsuit freediving amongst the underwater world in the Caribbean. Shame she’s not naked from the waist up. You can but dream.

The honorary Goonie with a face like it’s been clawed at by a troop raging baboons gets a tribute video. So, heeeey yooooou guuuuuys! Grab your Baby Ruth and fuck off to find One-Eyed Willie’s gold because it is your time, this Friday. It is YOUR time down here.

The fountain of knowledge guru that is Jenny Marbles dishes out her sage-like wisdom about going out on a date. So, ladies, throw some junk on your face, dress in revealing clothes, then put some pretty trinkets on yourself so you can sparkle in the club and men can find you to come drool on [...]

Making a toasted sandwich can be a dangerous business if your kitchen looks like the set of a Final Destination film. But it’s not always the obvious dangers you have to look out for, like water near electrical appliances. Keep your eyes peeled for those ninja assassins out to get you too.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another crud-filled single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection for supplying a historical path to this shitefest. If you start tapping [...]

Just like Rocky 4 the Epic Meal boys do their bit for Russian-US relations by teaming up with that crazy Russian gun guy, FPSRussia, who has shit loads of weapons he likes to fire into the wilderness and film for the amusement of us interwebs geeks who love big honkin’ guns. Do try this at [...]