Entries from February 2012

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Fixing Broken Relationships

These days most us conduct our love lives through a laptop, whether that be Skyping your other half across the divide of continents or whether the love affair is between you and your computer. But when your computer starts playing up your relationship can hit the rocks, which is why an upgrade is essential every [...]

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Tarantino // From Below

Tarantino loves to have shots of his characters from below, looking in a car boot, walking down a corridor, talking to a little man about those 5 long years, honey bunnies holding up diners, or dunking Daryl Hannah’s head in a toilet. And they’re all collected here for your amusements. What else could you possibly [...]

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

X-Treme People Are Awesome

Featuring outdoor types doing insane ski jumps, skydiving, surfing shipsterns on the shoulder of Orion, BMX craziness, bodyboarding backflips, hot air balloon wingsuit basejumping, paraglider rollover jumps, snowboarding water slide backflips, and a whole bunch of other adrenaline-fuelled xtremeness that’s wearing me out just typing it. Enjoy people and remember, ‘lets be careful out there’.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

Movie: The Movie

Jimmy Kimmel sounds the conch and his celebrity buddies come running to team up like the all star elite acting squad that they are and take part in a spoof trailer that will win every award that’s ever been conceived. Then the film will be sent into space by NASA so that if any lifeforms [...]

Monday, February 27th, 2012

Dave Albo’s Wife Rejects Sex with Him

The life of a Republican can be tough, especially when it comes to trying to get your wife to have sex with you. After revealing his stance on the controversial abortion bill David Albo tried to get intimate with his wife, only to have her reject his advances. Try not too lol to hard at [...]

Friday, February 24th, 2012

Sick Kid Testing Out a Tablet in Best Buy

Next time you want to go check out that shiny new tablet computer at Best Buy, just remember this video of a kid covered in his own snot wiping infected slime all over that nice looking piece of technology. Gross doesn’t come close to describing this.

Friday, February 24th, 2012

The Gentlemen’s Rant: Homophobia

Next time you want to bully the gay guy at school, just remember who he’s friends with. Those hot girls he’s hanging around with who dote on his every word, they’re not his enemies. And if you hate the idea of gay people kissing, then you won’t want to see the HLA going on halfway [...]

Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

Clayton Sotos – Visual Innovators

Meet Clayton Sotos, he’s a photographer who likes taking pics of fat naked men farting out dust. And because of that Dell couldn’t wait to get him to promote their products, because everyone knows the waft of a fat man’s stale air biscuits is exactly the right tone they need to sell their laptops. Hang [...]

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

How Hollywood Says “I Love You”

If there’s one place where romance hasn’t been completely beaten to death by hedonistic indulgences and drunken debauchery, it’s Hollywood. Nothing says I love you like a montage of romantic moments from movies down the ages, as stars both real and animated get all mushy-eyed and start spouting the sort of fluff that no one [...]

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

Starry Night (interactive animation)

Van Gogh’s ‘Starry Night’ gets animated by Petros Vrellis into trippy, melting visuals that might well give you a flashback should you watch it too many times, because it is quite addictive. The painting becomes interactive with the sound too responding to the flow, so just dive in, get lost for a few minutes and [...]

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

Lana Del Rey’s ‘Hunger Games’

Lana Del Rey’s minor hit ‘Video Games’ that one or two of you may’ve seen gets reworked for The Hunger Games, which is a movie adapted from a “young adult” book about a future where boys and girls have to fight to death on live TV for our entertainment. As long as it doesn’t feature [...]