Entries from April 2012

Friday, April 20th, 2012

My Manor’s Law

If you thought that the inner cities where a war zone full of rioting criminals and disenfranchised yoofs, then my lordy lordster, you haven’t seen nothing yet. Forget Ill Manors, it never got illing enough for me. This is where the real struggle is — what to do with all daddy’s money. What peasant’s ugly [...]

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Ill Manors

A song about Britain’s much maligned but growing underclass from Plan B. Ben Drew has a voice smoother than an angel’s backside, dipped in honey, but for this outing he dons a hoodie and cries out about social alienation, It’s quite possibly the new anthem for England’s underclass & the first great mainstream protest song [...]

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

How It Feels to Have a Stroke

Here’s dedication to the cause, as neuroanatomist Jill Bolte Taylor was having a massive stroke one morning, she grabbed the opportunity to study it like no scientist has done before. As her brain functions ebbed away one by one — speech, movement, understanding — she studied and remembered every moment. That’s bravery for you.

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

Joe Goes Deleted Scenes

To be a professional troll you need a toolbox of talents along with balls the size of small moons to pull it off. When Joe goes around ‘lightly’ mocking those he comes into contact with, incredibly some of the lulz get left on the cutting room floor. “What kind of a world!?” you might ask, [...]

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Lakai Fully Flared

You might be watching this thinking “What?! Just a kickflip down 4?”, but just you hold your horses for one cotton-picking minute. Because there’s more to it than just that, it has explosions, it’s like Michael Bay himself has stepped in and added his personal OTT touch to the whole thing. Spike Jonze & Ty [...]

Monday, April 16th, 2012

Joe Rogan – We’re On a Rock Flying Through Space

This is funny cos it’s true. Funnyman Joe Rogan points out that us humans don’t really appreciate to the max exactly how incredibly awesome and beautiful and badass and “WHOAH!” the universe is. Instead we focus on the more trivial side of life, like cats and the Kardashians. So time to contemplate the cosmos maaaaan.

Monday, April 16th, 2012

David Lynch – “Crazy Clown Time” (Official Video)

Mr Crazy Man ventures into the world of music videos for this weird-as-fuck BBQ scene set in a back yard where women take their tops off and men scream in anguish, while Lynch’s high-pitched voice describes the ensuing chaos. Basically, it’s typical Lynch and you wouldn’t want it any other way.

Friday, April 13th, 2012

Something From Nothing

It’s Friday, which means fun and frivolity get put to one side and instead it’s time to don our thinking caps and stroke our chins and mull over some topics with Richard Dawkins & Lawrence Kraussan, an evolutionary biologist and a world-renowned theoretical physicist to discuss biology, cosmology, religion, and a whole bunch more. Then [...]

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

Drop Sh#t & Still Make It Look Good

Dropping the mic mid-flow is usually seen as something of a faux pas in rap circles. The music stops, the crowd goes quiet and you start to feel like B-rabbit in 8 Mile, just before he chokes — Not for Big Daddy Kane though, for even though he has tiny T-rex arms & a huge [...]

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

Dancing Fellowship

Boromir was right, one does not simply walk into Mordor, they ‘Rock their body’ through the black gates… Today is a special day for you because today is the day you see Lord Sauron shake his booty and get down with the fellowship to prove that all that fighting and unpleasant business was just a [...]

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

Geriatric Jackass

Just because you’re older doesn’t automatically qualify you to be wiser. Plus, pranking people in public never gets old, no matter how many times you’ve seen and done it, especially when they’re younger and dumber and you get to manipulate them because you’re old and they trust you. With pension schemes going down the toilet [...]